Jazzy J aka The best skibidi RIZZLER if you ever were in red queen needed to rizz up Maven, what would you say to him?
*Please don't ask why, your name is just pure gold*
I’d probably just say I preferred him to cal, idk my dude is just so starved of *actual* love and affection I think anything could sway him (or not, a little bird DID tell me that he could have a crush on this girl called mae? Mace? Mare?)
I just think if you matched his freak enough then he would be a goner, as you pointed outbI am a bit of a rizzler tho so here are some *specific* lines I’d use:
“You must be a spark cuz you’ve ignited something deep in me 😉😈”
“No wonder your a calore, cuz you are SMOKIN’ “
“Did you come with a fire extinguisher? ‘Cause you just set my heart ablaze. 😜”
And my all time fave that works on everyone:
“What’s shakin bacon” 🥓
Xoxo jazzy j
After much deliberation, and with many thanks to @lucy-the-cat I have come to the realisation that Taste is far better from the perspective of Thomas on mareven, love triangle fic based on this song pending…. (Dw the high school au is coming together nicely, I just accidentally wrote the second chapter first somehow??)
if i see that mf flesh hat ad ONE MORE TIME
PEOPLE SEND ME INTERESTING ASKS THEY CAN BE SPICY (like drama not nsfw), QUESTIONS, SILLY, BITS, PHOTOS, MEMES, ROLEPLAYS ANYTHINGGGG PLS IM SO BORED I WILL ACTUALLY DIE
and if u want silly cute adorable robot girl responses ask @ririxbot
*coughs*
If ughhh anybody wanted to try out status and wanted to lend a girl a hand *coughs*
Sorry that was rlly weird I dunno where that was going
But if your signing up for status could u pretty pls use my code so I get more energy?
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TYSM IN ADVANCE ❤️🥰
did you guys know that when you are in bed at night time, you can turn on a lamp, put a really soft blanket around your shoulders and read your book?? and sometimes it will rain??? did you know that???? the wonders of this life do not cease!
My Roman Empire is that Thomas never got a surname 😔
Justice for maven victim #1
No because it is
Maven really said if I can’t be liked I’ll be feared
Red queen - a summary:
Red Queen 1:
Glass sword:
Kings cage:
War storm:
My shala (maven calorie deficit)
canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own
Maven would definitely sing taste by Sabrina Carpenter to mare about cal like,
“Oh, I leave quite an impression. Five feet to be exact”
“I heard you're back together and if that's true. You'll just have to taste me when he's kissin' you If you want forever, I bet you do. Just know you'll taste me too”
Like tell me these aren’t the sassiest most maven coded lines you’ve ever heard
(I tried to add some lines that I thought really screamed maven but then I ended up with the entire song so, yeah just enjoy these)
I write, sometimes, maybe 3 months before my GCSEs is a bad time to start but 🤷 RED AS THE DAWN (maven calore 4life)
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