Hey, Zuko Here 👋

My shala (maven calorie deficit)

canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

Maven : Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.

Cal : Maven , NO!

Literal no one:

Like actual no one at all:

The background music in THAT glass sword scene:

DARLING HOLD MY HAND🗣️🗣️NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY 🔥😭🙏🔛🔝🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️AND RIGHT NOW YOU SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON🗣🔊🔊🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️THAT'S 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF 4

Asking this to multiple people because I'm curious

Tumblr bestie?

Oof, I wouldn’t say I have a bestie, but lots of moots, if you’re asking to be friends? HECK YEAH would love a tumblr bestie

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

kendrick lamar the political storyteller you are. so sorry everyone will only focus on the drake of it all. i see u princess. your mind.

listen you NEED to borrow that book from the library. i know youve got like 10 other books lined up to be read but you need to go to the library. remind the library that it's loved and cherished

Maven would definitely sing taste by Sabrina Carpenter to mare about cal like,

“Oh, I leave quite an impression. Five feet to be exact”

“I heard you're back together and if that's true. You'll just have to taste me when he's kissin' you If you want forever, I bet you do. Just know you'll taste me too”

Like tell me these aren’t the sassiest most maven coded lines you’ve ever heard

(I tried to add some lines that I thought really screamed maven but then I ended up with the entire song so, yeah just enjoy these)

just wanna find the softest grass i can find and lay down in it and look at the sky for a very very very long time

PEOPLE SEND ME INTERESTING ASKS THEY CAN BE SPICY (like drama not nsfw), QUESTIONS, SILLY, BITS, PHOTOS, MEMES, ROLEPLAYS ANYTHINGGGG PLS IM SO BORED I WILL ACTUALLY DIE

and if u want silly cute adorable robot girl responses ask @ririxbot