I Appreciate Wanda For Putting Her Titties-Out Corset On Just To Tell The Government To Go Fuck Themselves,

The CIA tries to kill Clark Kent, not because they know he’s Superman, but because he’s a really good journalist. They keep making it look like an accident, but every plan fails. It’s a comedy as the CIA can’t figure out why their attempts always go wrong.

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WOoEeeEOoooooOOOOooOOoo

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Percy: Hey, Leo! What ya doing?

Leo: I'm seeing how many sour things I can mix into a drink. Wanna help?

Percy: Hell yeah!

Annabeth: No. Percy, please d- Gods dammit, Percy.

--later, in the infirmary--

Will: What in the Hades happened to these two?!

Leo and Percy: *making incoherent noises because they drank all of the sour stuff*

Annabeth:

Will:

Annabeth: ...So, yeah... that happened.

Current mood: sitting on my bed crying my eyes out while real happy Disney songs play in the background

Feels kinda like some sort of dystopian apocalyptic type thing

Oh Jesus gang, remember when [REDACTED] was a thing?

I love how we all thought Marvel was running with the evil stepdad trope for Jack while im reality, he was just really clueless about his fiancé's business and a nerd for swords

delivery for somebody sad ☀️ (youtube)

They have their thinking posture on

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Let's fuckin get it there, yeah?

kathryn hahn and aubrey plaza from joe locke’s recent ig post

they’re so silly omg i luv them