If I Didn't Know Better I'd Say She's A Killer Queen

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Okay, the playlists. We love them, they are so cool. But... there is a mystery and there are ✨Clues✨

If you take the first letter of the first lyric in each song, every playlist spells a word. Cool cool cool, okay then. But. BUT. Three of the playlists have a weird... corruption. Aziraphale, Crowley and Muriel's have one letter that is wrong.

Here is Muriel's list.

Here is Aziraphale's.

And last, Crowley's list.

The question is, what does this mean? Definitely can't write it off as being an accident. We all know that there is too much attention to detail. And the songs themselves seem very specific. But I have more questions than answers. My questions are -

Is Angel Eyes a reference to Aziraphale's new position - will they in fact change color, and if so, which color is the real "angel eyes" being referenced as his true self?

What is it Muriel is supposed to let go of? Heaven, perhaps?

Why does Starman not fit using the song title like the other two? Is it because that isn't who Crowley is anymore? Should it be replaced with a different song like, oh I don't know, Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy? (chews on glass)

Excuse me, I will be off spiraling over these lists for the foreseeable future.

IM STILL KINDA CONCERNED LIKE, HOW DID THAT LINE UP SO PERFECTLY

WHAT

THE

FLIP

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT SEASON THREE AND I HAD AN AMAZING DREAM LAST NIGHT

IT WAS ABOUT SEASON THREE BEING CONFIRMED I WAS GONNA MAKE A SAD POST ABOUT IT BUT NOW ITS A HAPPY POST

WHAT THE FLIP

I AM NOT EVEN JOKING

@fanaticastrid To the flower field you go.

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Someone please talk to me about

1. Dear Evan Hansen

2. Goosebumps: phantom of the auditorium

3. Beetlejuice the musical

4. Hamilton

5. SIX

6. Newsies

7. In the heights

8 Little Shop Of Horrors

9. School of Rock

10. Percy Jackson the lighting thief musical

any goosebumps the musical headcanons?

brian died in the late 80s

Tina once fell in a pool

Zeke once saw beetlejuice the musical live and recorded it for Brooke (who was going to go but got sick that week)

Brooke did ballet

Brooke and Zeke eventually get married and have a kid (I HAVE AN AU IDEA)

how to kiss a boy: a step by step

close contact. make sure your bodies are close and your faces are relatively close.

put your hands in his pocket and get closer ( just a bit ) to his face

steal whatever you can find in his pockets

kiss him if you want

sell the stuff you found on the black market

I need to talk about this exchange:

Look at Aziraphale's face and tell me if he was actually talking about real, honest-to-somebody oysters.

That first little 😳 face of his? To me, that screams, "Did this demon just tell me he's never had sex?" Then he flicks his eyes up Crowley's whole body and his microexpressions seem to say, "Oh, dear Lord, he thinks I'm talking about actual oysters."

And then this pretty little angel who just propositioned a demon is probably internally panicking about needing to find actual oysters now because there's no way he can take this virgin to the Roman orgy like he was planning.

And Crowley is over here just as clueless as always.

Credit to @dailyineffablehusbands for the gifs