What Crowley Would Name His Phone

I was looking for some of Neil’s books when I came across the first Swedish edition of good omens

Why in god’s name did they draw Aziraphale to look like David Beckham or something?? What part of the way he is described made them come to this conclusion?? I have so many questions.

p.t. 4 land of Uz

Lydia: What are you doing?

Beetlejuice: Offering moral support.

Lydia: You have morals?

Beetlejuice: No, but I support those who do.

Seeing this outfit for mere 2 scenes was a crime and you know it!

pretty princess😈✨

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of thatoneteen

Guys... GUYS!!

Someone made a furby into The Corinthian.

how to kiss a boy: a step by step

close contact. make sure your bodies are close and your faces are relatively close.

put your hands in his pocket and get closer ( just a bit ) to his face

steal whatever you can find in his pockets

kiss him if you want

sell the stuff you found on the black market