You Know Those Moments, Where You're Supposed To Be Studying, But Then You Find Something Boring To Do

Had a traumatic day today.

I wrote an exam in German today and it went 2,5 hours, which isn’t even the worst of it.

We had to do like a summary and other stuff, but the text we had to summaries was basically about using AI chatbots instead of therapists. And for some reason, FOR SOME REASON, the author decided to mention some examples and the first one he used, I kid you not, was Character.ai

Yep, the one and only, and it was so fucking hard not to laugh my ass off in that moment.

The funniest thing, was that the author was specifying the use of chatbots for people who had recently lost someone or old people who are lonely. Now I don’t know how often you’ve used C.ai, but every single times I’ve opened a chat, the bot somehow makes it sexual, and I just couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that some people are going to open this to maybe talk to their favourite celebrity or fictional character as a way of comfort, just for Harry Potter to flirt with them.

Honestly same. The way he just sneaks it between Landos arm and his back, and LANDO JUST LETS HIM!?!?

Anyone just please anyone I need to like violently discuss this video, no one understands

I love airports, because they tell you to be there three hours early, but then you have to wait in the baggage check in cue for an hour because they’ve probably forgotten about you. It’s amazing.

My thoughts exactly.

Count your days, James.

Hi God, it’s me. When I said give my boy a break THIS IS NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT.

James when I get my hands on you.

Lovely tag @lunahhhhhhhhhh

Wish I could have this cats style!

I’ll tag @prokrastinartiya and @carcarpodium and whoever else wants to make a cat!

I was tagged by @albonoooo to make myself as a cat!

Here’s the cat.

Tagging @strawberriesinmoominvalley @kichona-s @wisteriagoesvroom and anyone else that wants to create a meowmeow.

I’d buy F1 merch and go to a Grand Prix. Considering I don’t have a job at the moment, those would be pretty big signs I think

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

Just found out Hugh Jackman is Australian, my life will never be the same

Not the booing at the FIA

Was bored so I translated a German song into English. It’s not the best, but oh well.

Anyway if there’s a — before the line it’s sung by like the kids background choir, so yeah.

The text should be lined up with the of song, so if you want to try singing along, it should work well enough.

The song is called Augen auf by Sido:

Hey, hello kids!

- Hello Sido!

Hi Anna, hi Thorsten and the others

Levin put the phone away

Okay, should I tell you a story?

- Yeahhh!

Then listen now

Little jenny was so adorable when she was six, but then mommy had her little sister.

She was no longer the Center Point, she was at the back, and then with twelve she started drinking uninhibitedly.

It was kind of like a scream for help that no one heard, with every sip she was thinking: “please mommy, be ashamed”

But mommy was rarely there, no one was watching her. Daddy would rather have fun with his colleagues.

Jenny was out with the clique, here she was popular. Here you can relate if you have trouble at home.

She went to parties from 18 with 13, makeup like a slut, and then into the nightlife.

Ecstasy, cocaine, fucking in the girls toilet. Downing Flatrates, 56 tequila shots just like that.

How much more can this girl handle.

And I say kids come, we have to tell the parents something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

Little Justin was not exactly a wanted kid, but his mother was the opinion abortion equals murder.

The only problem was that dad had something against it, so at night time Justin was found in the baby box.

He grew up in a home since he was little, but if the caretaker said something he didn’t give a shit.

He quickly learned that this wasn’t his own home, here you get the feeling that you don’t have a single use.

That he ever turns 18 only has little hope, cos he vapes with 6, smokes with 8 and is drunk with 10.

Tell me how much more can this boy handle.

And I say kids come, we have to tell the parents something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

To raise a kid is not easy, I know this.

You always have something to do even when you are free.

Always be careful, you need to keep an eye on your kid; best attach a bell to its neck.

Kid are expensive, so you need to have money

- And

You need to recognise problems

- And

You have to get rid of them

- And

You need to listen, in good and in bad times

- And

You have to be there

- And

You need to show love

Whoever had kids wanted it like that, but as soon as raising a child gets serious you hide away.

How much more can the youth in Germany handle?

Listen to your kids when they tell you something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection