Inspiration

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

the spiders have left my eyes and in turn spots dance

I woke up and my brain chose Kahoot

For the Mertles!

Round 1 B Siblings Brackets

Merturtles belong to @queewp

Little Subjects belongs to @allyheart707

All that is happening now, it’s overwhelming and horrifying. You hear so many conversations, see so many actions. You forget who and where you are at times. You scare yourself with all the things you know, you scare your siblings for all they try to make fun of you on “being the most normal”. You’ve gotten better over the years in knowing where you are, but some times it’s better to just isolate and try to deprive yourself of the senses to recuperate. To try and purge all the knowledge of how to hurt people, how to manipulate, how to kill. Their are helpful thing but it’s overwhelmed by the knowledge that you could hurt others(that you have and no one else knows).

You and your brothers were gifted powers related to time. Your elder brother can see the future and your younger brother can see the past. You can see the ‘present’.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Blue Fanta is a blue Sour patch kid liquified, tell me I’m wrong

AAAAA

I love them, little sillies

Happy Valentine's day! [Extra under the cut!!]

This is just my family

There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.

Never to late to get a backup