your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
For the Mertles!
Merturtles belong to @queewp
Little Subjects belongs to @allyheart707
You ever wanna talk about your ocs but you dont have anything to say really you just kinda
Everyones DnD sessions contain:
Wrestling, doing actual math, arguing with party members, and convincing the dm though logic and bribes
bored poll time!
feel free to elaborate on what shade in tags if you want because tumblr only gives 12 slots get me out of here
The issue with people asking what the problem is, is I don’t know and that’s a problem
Well ain’t that sweet. Do I still have to go workout?
This is just my family
There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".
And then they get married.
Bisan Owda's call to action
eSims For Gaza
For USAmericans: Call your reps | Email your reps It takes only a few minutes and there are scripts if needed. If you call after hours, you can leave a voicemail.
US Campaign for Palestinian Rights Action Toolkit
Jan 26th Int'l Day of Action Toolkit
Google Drive of posters to print
Other infographics about the strike: here and here
I will be queuing this post for every day this week. IDs in Alt text!