Oh… I Didn't Mean To Reveal Myself Like That 😭 How Embarrassing-

bro this person is wild (literally) 💀

Have you ever been eat grass do you like the tasty green

never in my life has i eatid the grass becaus pesticides

@diezepam @ch4i-teaa

smiling at you btw. loving you btw. liking you btw. enjoying our time together btw.

Ardeen

A fire was cackling right underneath me whilst many people watched the pyre lit aflame. “May thy witch burn here on earth and in the pits of hell's depth.” A man beside said to the crowd as the flames quickly spread around me. I close my eyes as the heat becomes unbearable. I feel the flames melting away my skin. I want to scream. Scream as loud as I could, cry out for help and do it all over. But no. No screams. Just the immense pain of being burned alive.

You might wonder ‘how did I eventually end up in this shithole while I seemed like a normal maiden they used to burn back then?’ Hah, no. The answer is quite simple. Sins. In my case it was vengeance. Oh the wrath and the bittersweet taste of revenge I felt back then. The still delightful aftertaste after many, many decades. That is exactly why I nowadays live in the Ring of Wrath. Really, fuck this place. Everyone is always so upfront and self-centered. Honestly, I did not even deserve to be here in the first place… I mean sure, murdering your family, feeding their flesh to the dogs and yourself might seem a bit… Cruel… But I know I am a reasonable person! If they did not treat me as an animal I would not have started behaving like one. I am quite sure they are down here too and running into them would not be the biggest problem here… The biggest problem is the residence itself. You have to watch out with every step you make or take because there might be lurking danger around the very corner of your very own doorstep. That's why I decided I was going to step up my game and pay a long-term visit to the newest hotel; The Hazbin Hotel.

“Guys! Guys. I just received a notice that we'd be having our third recruit! Isn't this so exciting!!!” Charlie beamingly exclaimed as she rushed to the lounge where all her friends were gathered by her call. “Calm down, Charlie,” Vaggie placed her hand on her Girlfriend's shoulder. “No! This is the first time someone willingly joined!” She was too excited to calm down. Angel Dust huffed and looked up from his phone. “Hey, who am I then?” Charlie chuckled a bit awkwardly, “Uh, you're our first resident, but that doesn't really apply to you because you're our friend. This time…” — “This time it's a complete stranger and we're going to make this place pretty squeaky clean! We don't want to make it look like she isn't welcome!” She grabbed Vaggie's shoulders and shook her violently. “Great, another whiny woman.” Husk said, before anyone could answer him he walked to the bar and chugged the first and best bottle of beer he could find. “Wonderful, my dear. I shall prepare the hotel to your desires.” Alastor stood up from the couch, tossing and catching his cane. “Heheh, kill all bugz til clean…~” Niffty ran after a bunch of cockroaches with a knife; the usual. “Make dem suffr…~” Charlie had a satisfied and motivated grin plastered on her face. “Great, that's settled! This is gonna be fuckin' awesomeee!”

Vaggie/Vagarde Motta (Male and human for my AU)

Couldn't wait posting this no more. I went a little out with the details, whoops- sorry not sorry! I also wanted to have some of my style combined with that of Viv. (Is it cool enough?)

Y'all can't guess my AU's theme.

Also, there IS coming more, but school is at its worst (they're basically controlling my life rn.) so when I get the time I work on my designs. (Next up is Charlie/Charles. (And he does not look anything like fem Charlie. I might have to change that…)) I had this one stirring in my documents for a while now and scrolling through here reminded me lol.

(And for the people who do know, please keep it a secret. I wanna have some fun!)

Hazbin Hotel characters in my style!

NIFFTY!! STAB STAB STAB THE ANGEL! She looks kinda bad, I might redo her (I was really lazy as you can see)

I'm heterosexual which means I'm attracted to you… @diezepam

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

I'll kiss your neck and then I'll leave like the pussy I am

R.O.D - READ OR DIE

I need confirmation, please tell me I’m not the only person.

Uh let me https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/517433660 I made this when I was in elementary school. I'm in the 10th grade now.

Tumblr being extremely nice pt. I’m not counting anymore

HELLO PEOPLE! HELPING A FRIEND OUT WITH SELLING HER PRODUCTS

Etsy

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Shop Cute, giftable, hand-drawn mugs by Bevvify located in Naples, Italy.

Hii! So my friend has begun a little webshop, but she hasn't raised anything. :( I'm hoping this could help her out a little. (I've gained consent to advertise her webshop.)

A few examples of what she has to offer:

Dog lover sipper glass - $24,41/¢22,99

Together is my favorite place - $24,41/¢22,99

(And, personally, my favorite one:) Coffee obsessed - $21,84/¢20,57

(This one is available in different colors on the inside of the mug.)