THE NITROGEN BEAN

I'll kiss your neck and then I'll leave like the pussy I am

R.O.D - READ OR DIE

aw! thank you! I kinda missed the anon button lol… ;<

Nooo, i'm too scared to DM you… :(((

Aw... Do you want me to DM you then?

I'm gonna commit vehicle manslaughter if this mosquito won't stop buzzing.

Ella, my precious Ella. You remind me of Dachsbun. It's a dog and bread because I know you love dogs, I know you love to make and eat food so this one is especially for you! It's a pokemon of the newest generation so you prolly may or may not know it.

Giving Pokemon to my Mutuals

@th0tsuk1b4kuh03 gets CYNDAQUIL because it reminds me of you're crazy personality and also bc you're bakugou obsessed.

2. @everybody-hit-the-pyro-cue gets SNOM because this is how I picture you in my head

3. @amoeb gets PHANTUMP because of it's dark but cute aesthetic and shy and sweet personality

4. @prxckedradiolove gets AUDINO because of the colours and super talented nature---it's one of the few pokemons that works as a nurse pokemon!

5. @marz-barzz gets BIDOUF because u r bidouf coded and can often be found crying jsut like a bidouf

6. @stimpry gets SURSKIT because you're just a little guy, like him and i hold you in my hands. also he is a water type like your beloved fish man eriadna or whatever

7. @rosehearts-forest gets NICKIT because you love foxes and also bc its the same colours as your sona (almost)

8. @stormandsparks gets WOOLOO because idk it seems british to me. also u need smth soft to cuddle <3

thank you everyone for coming to my pokemon giveaway and if you can give me one!

Can we not go down this path for the sake of my heart???

A multifaceted devil 🍎

I'm such a silly goobert and I love it

@queenie199 nu jij

starting a picrew chain, cause i’m gay like that

picrew linked here (my favorite picrew!!)

tagging:

@moth-season @runway-houses-city-clouds @bitchboy @rei-does-stuff @soundsystemgocrazy and every other one of my moots :3

Real <333

best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

Y'all need to take a second look at the word 'therapist'.

I'M CACKLING

From the zine