Hazbin Hotel Characters In My Style!

Let's do a Draw to Adopt on here.

Would you eat rat poison for Radiostatic to be canon?

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can we talk about how the weirdest part of staticmoth isn't even the fact that they're toxic to each other?

it's how they both react to each other's toxicity with nonchalance.

like. first, during val's tantrum, val throws a glass at vox, or well, in his vicinity.

then vox just... steps away like it's nobody's business, barely bothered by it.

and later, when it's vox's turn to be angry, he roughly pulls val down, shakes him, and shouts at his face.

then val just... shrugs it off.

usually when you think of a toxic relationship, you'd probably think of person A being toxic to person B then person B biting back just as toxic until it's a back and forth of toxicity, a full-blown fight.

but that. that's not staticmoth. staticmoth is fucking weird in that when one is acting toxic towards the other, the other acts nonchalant and doesn't retaliate. then they switch roles on who the toxic one is and who the nonchalant one is.

I am not at all denying the toxicity in their relationship, but they certainly are a really fucking weird brand of toxic that is just. so hard to describe.

GIMME SUM. OOH LALA. BINGOS BONGOS

found a tiny pin-up drawing and i had to do it

I'm so flabbergasted I poked my eye on accident…

My guys, it is a crime to be this hot.

(oh and the underwear is kinda… Obv…)

Wearing your rival face on your crotch to assert dominance.

Bonus their wedding ring close up!

LMFAO THEY'RE BOTH BOOMERS

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aww you poor lil bean <33 i hope you get better! *pats head* >w<

Nooo, i'm too scared to DM you… :(((

Aw... Do you want me to DM you then?

I'm reblogging this to mislead people

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

aw! thank you! I kinda missed the anon button lol… ;<

Nooo, i'm too scared to DM you… :(((

Aw... Do you want me to DM you then?

GUYS I'M NOT TRIPPIN IT'S FUCKING REAL

If anyone tells you “Shipping Zoro and Sanji is dumb,” show them who also ships them:

Brook (aka the #1 Zosan shipper):

Robin:

Toei:

Tokyo One Piece Tower:

AM I COOKING?