Day 4: Freeze

Snakes

Fuck astrology fuck meyers-briggs whatever fuck all of that the real personality test is what animal you were obsessed with when you were 12

I’m at that point where I want to run into the woods and disappear and then come back several years later covered in moss, growing antlers, and speaking a language no one else understands

The Beast of Bodmin Moor, also known as the Beast of Bodmin (Cornish: Best Goon Brenn) is a phantom wild cat purported to live in Cornwall, England. Bodmin Moor became a centre of purported sightings after 1978, with occasional reports of mutilated slain livestock; the alleged panther-like cats of the same region came to be popularly known as the Beast of Bodmin Moor. In general, scientists reject such claims because of the improbably large numbers necessary to maintain a breeding population and because climate and food supply issues would make such purported creatures' survival in reported habitats unlikely. (Wikipedia sourced).

I'd like to inform you the guy who made the toad constellation has other(now considered obsolete) constellations including an Earthworm, Long Legged Spider, Eel, Tooth Shell, Gryphaea, Seahorse, Leech, Slug, Pangolin, Limpet, Mussel, Rhinoceros Beetle, Tortoise, and Star Gazer Fish

literally every one of these is better than any of the constellations we now consider official

4 green witch’s little cat rituals

to bless a cat

♥  catnip (cat magic, love, happiness)

♥  a cat treat

♥  a few flower petals (make sure it is a cat-safe flower just in case!)

find your chosen cat. offer the catnip and/or treat; as they are eating, give them some chin rubs and pets. as you do so, visualize golden energy passing from your fingertips and coating the cat’s fur.

a quick little chant will do: “may this creature be safe from harm, never lonely, never hungry, and always loved.”

sprinkle the flower petals where the cat was resting.

to form a deeper connection with a cat

♥  a piece of licorice root (love and connection)

sit in a comfortable spot in or outdoors with the cat, preferably relaxing. spend as long as you like giving gentle affection to the cat; meditate on the feeling of its fur, the vibrations of its purr, the way its ears twitch. let the cat smell your hand until it is comfortable with the scent. 

take the licorice root in your hand, inhale its scent, then offer it for the cat to smell. cats typically like the smell and taste of licorice root, and medicinally it can help strengthen their immune systems and digestive tracts. magickally, sharing the scent of the licorice can connect you and the cat more deeply.

a charm to draw cats to you

♥  a pinch of dried catnip, valerian, and rue

♥  a piece of brown cloth and brown thread (animal magick)

make a charm out of these three herbs and carry it with you to inspire magickal attraction to you from cats nearby.

a beauty charm/spell to capture feline elegance

♥  a square of pink fabric and pink ribbon

♥  a teaspoon or so of catnip

assemble the catnip in the fabric, gather the corners, and tie the pink ribbon to secure it as tightly as you can (or use another method, like sewing, to fasten it). hold the charm close and inhale its mild herbal scent; whisper, “may i possess a cat’s beautiful energy

All of the above

There seems to be some uncertainty about what exactly Ryan said during his breakdown, and people are falling into three camps:

1. He said “…and especially the chair, FUCK YOU!”, and he was cussing out a piece of furniture. 

2. He said “…and especially in the chair, FUCK YOU!” and he was yelling a ghost in a chair, possibly the one in the spooky wheelchair.

3. He said “…and especially in the chair, FUCK YOU!”, and he was yelling at Shane, who was sitting in a chair that was visible from the warden’s window. 

And I’m not sure which option is funniest. 

why did we stop drawing ridiculous looking sea monsters on our maps after we chartered the world's oceans. what did you do to my boys.

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *three old women all dressed the same* *a lady stepping off a train* *the king of the mine* *a man with feathers on his feet* *the chorus* *a poor boy working on a song* *a young girl looking for something to eat*

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Pictures of my cat being a, literal, trash baby