How The Turns Have Tabled

usopp got tested

Say “hi” to Wilson’s Bird-of-paradise (Diphyllodes respublica)! Males of the species are known for their striking yellow capes, crimson backs, turquoise crowns, green breasts, and spiraling tail feathers. In order to attract a mate, a male sets up an “arena,” clearing out leaf litter and other distracting items. Once a female arrives, he engages in a complex courtship display that involves song, dance, and showing off his vibrant colors. 

Photo: JJ Harrison, CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikimedia Commons

The stinky shells of love TwT ❤️

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

Love the implication that there can never be an asexual pope.

what, are they afraid a euunch pope would be too powerful? too skilled at schemes? cowards

I think it's one of those "a mute's vow of silence" sort of things. As far as catholic canon is concerned, a man can't be horny unless he's got functioning balls, and it doesn't count as practicing celibacy if you're not even horny to begin with. So therefore, a pope must have fully operational cock and balls, so he can consciously choose to not use them for the intended purpose.

idk I'm not catholic.

don't lie to me guys. luffy and usopp absolutely WOULD have a ghost hunting youtube channel ...

emergency food

👩‍🍳 : "See ? like grass !"

⚔️ : "Loof, i'm gonna kill him for real this time."

👒 : "Haha ! You're so funny !"

🍊 : "Calm down, boys"

Ok fine here have my SanUso/UsoSan that no one asked for lol

sketches!