how about we start saying STINKY ๐บ when we ADORE them and MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW when we DESPISE them ???
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making up a fic in my head with sylus ร mc and in this reality their relationship is insaneee
like, please, they are so unhinged together. but imagine a slowburn where with each chapter it just goes downhill. like at first mc would undeniably call sylus a "winged freak" and they would bicker nonstop (sy loves to mess with people). and then as their relationship slowly evolves into longing it progressively gets worse because now everyone has to tolerate how bittersweet those two are.
on top of that imagine the silly nicknames. i just wish there was a fic where all the characters have to team up and by that time sylus and mc are together and everyone else is just so done with it.
if mc called sy a winged freak before now it's caleb who picked up that habit because he lowkey jealous and overprotective and sylus is having so much fun watching him fume with anger but unable to do shit because mc picked him and not caleb. and sy would smirk and use all kinds of mockery to fume caleb more. his favorite is "gear head" but, oh, "swiss army man" rocks too.
zayne trying to deescalate things and calling sylus mc's "feathered friend" to which sy snorts and responds with yet another nickname making zayne frown. because "frosty the snowman", really?? XD
rafayel who obviously called sylus "the dragon prince" more times you could count and sylus who always mocks him back with "drama queen". on rather pissy days sylus uses "merman" and it immediately makes his day 10 times better.
with xavier it's easy as day - the "sleeping beauty". even mc jokes the same and xavier doesn't mind much because he's the most calm and collected out of them all. he doesn't even have a nickname for sylus which at first weirded all out. but the way xavier says his name makes it clear he's degrading the man and sy got used to it pretty quickly and learned to distinguish between annoyed xavier and calm xavier by just his tone of voice.
and now imagine a scene where they're all together and have to team up. they can't stop bickering and mc tries to reason but sy just goes "i'm not working with your disney princess squad". because, again: xavier - sleeping beauty, zayne - elsa, rafayel - ariel. "and the ugly beast" sylus adds, staring caleb dead in the eyes with a shit eating grin.
deescalate the fight, my ass.
i just think it's really funny, i wanna do it :(
Ok guys hear me out. We should call them cooking knifes
we were all too focused on arcane jesus that we forgot that there had to be an arcane judas
i've just hit 3k words and the smut hasn't even happened yet jesus christ this chapter is going to be long i'm sorry
"Why the hell does a young beautiful woman like that want you???"
Buggy: stroking his face "Guess she can't resist a mature man."
"Mature??? You're dressed like a fucking clown!!!"
Buggy: pointing "Hey!! Expressing yourself without shame is real maturity shithead!!"
Mmm..
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Astarion is just Scanlan but in a different font and i love it about them both
Watching people claim Astarion is just a gay man and hin romancing women isn't accurate
The idea that feminine men or at least flamboyant queer men are only gay is just wrong. There's plenty of feminine flamboyant men who wear dresses and makeup or act like pirate princes and have wives. Sexuality and orientation is a spectrum. Especially a vampire several hundred years old he can express himself however he wants. I'm pan too and genderfluid and sometimes I'm in suits and flirting with men. Queer culture and experiences are not just black and white
I'm so tired of pan erasure. Astarion will quite literally romance anyone. Reducing the boxes queer men can exist in is problematic and pointless. There is queer combinations beyond your wildest dreams that won't make sense to you and that is absolutely wonderful
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