𝙵𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚒𝚗

i stand with my canceled wife

Astarion is just Scanlan but in a different font and i love it about them both

Watching people claim Astarion is just a gay man and hin romancing women isn't accurate

The idea that feminine men or at least flamboyant queer men are only gay is just wrong. There's plenty of feminine flamboyant men who wear dresses and makeup or act like pirate princes and have wives. Sexuality and orientation is a spectrum. Especially a vampire several hundred years old he can express himself however he wants. I'm pan too and genderfluid and sometimes I'm in suits and flirting with men. Queer culture and experiences are not just black and white

I'm so tired of pan erasure. Astarion will quite literally romance anyone. Reducing the boxes queer men can exist in is problematic and pointless. There is queer combinations beyond your wildest dreams that won't make sense to you and that is absolutely wonderful

that miguel bot on character ai will be the death of me

i haven't seen a single edit of corazon with manu chao song. Why?

we were all too focused on arcane jesus that we forgot that there had to be an arcane judas

For my fellow MIGUEL O'HARA × FEM!READER lovers (forgive me father for this brain rot)

Anyways, MDNI --- NSFW headcanon below (one but juicy like Miggy's a-), swearing (obv) and (maybe, just maybe) self-projected kinks (we are all delulu for this man, let's face it)

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• first things first - let's all agree Miguel is a very passionate lover (and i don't mean he just fucks you roughly, he knows how to be gentle and rub you just the right way to make you see stars)

• he's a man who knows how to balance out his hunger for you, though sometimes he gets a bit carried away

• you just make his head spin in circles, he can't help himself

(and now's the time for that headcanon)

• he just LOVES to please you. Miguel eats you out like a true gentleman he is, and the best part is - it's just the thing that gets him off as well

• my guy can finish without even touching himself once - just hearing you plea and whimper as you squirm and roll your hips under him is enough for him to cream his pants

• you haven't gotten down from your high for what feels like hours (what orgasm was that, 7th? 8th? you stopped counting a long time ago)

• your wrists are stuck to the bedhead with Miguel's webs tightly wrapped around them, cutting off blood circulation almost completely yet you don't feel them get numb, your head too high in the clouds to notice

• your throbbing clit so overstimulated that every touch forces a series of choked moans out of you as you reach your peak yet again, rolling your eyes in pure ecstasy

• you do, however, notice Miguel's grip on your thighs tighten, nails digging deeper into your skin as a low growl rumbles in his throat and right into your folds, making you whimper his name breathlessly

• a moment of calm follows, as you both try to compose yourself - his forehead pressed to your inner thigh, his hot heavy breath tickling your skin; eyes closed shut, your juices dripping down his chin - the whole sight just so captivating it makes you whine

• Miguel glances up at you - eyes drowsy and pupils wide blown, like he genuinely was intoxicated - he is, but on YOU, and he makes it known, as the corners of his lips curl up into a grin and he bites your inner thigh teasingly

• that's enough for a familiar knot to form inside your core as another whiny moan of his name rolls off your tongue

• and that settles how the rest of the night is gonna play out

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(i feel like i need a shower after that... and jesus)

“Yeah they were soulmates, but like platonically.”

Excuse me what else did you need? Jayce to get down on his knees and suck Viktor’s astral plane cock whilst waving a rainbow flag?

I wonder why no one still made a website where you could publish your unfinished work and the readers could add in the next chapters thus you as a fandom would be making a fic together

Or maybe like make it additional where you as the original author could choose from the pull where this story should go

And the names of other authors who joined in would also be highlighted in the chapters which they wrote so the readers would know who to thank for the continuation of a story

And then you as an original author could add co-creators so they'd also be able to add new chapters when you can't

Of course all the names are in tags duh

But like... imagine

(I swear i realized it sounds so much like google dox in the midst of writing it but pls get my point because as a burnout perfectionist who always thinks and never finds the strength to finish it this site would be helpful af, plus it's a good way of creating a rather interesting narrative as a group project and working alongside each other with so many creative people is just pure bliss)

The fact i only finished arlong park arc yet already done two fanarts (and fic in the drafts) + have more ideas that i will have to drag with me untill my procrastinating ass decides to do shit is just so infuriatingly obsessive it makes me question my sanity

I'm already in the zosan pit, might as well enjoy it, since it's only gonna be downhill from here on

so i'm just picturing a rather heated argument between buggy and shanks where buggy's yelling nonstop, just ready to explode any second now, then in all high-pitched screeching he just loses it and shouts "DO I LOOK LIKE A CLOWN TO YOU?!" and there's this dead silence for a moment before shanks just goes like "well, duh??" like- in shanks' mind he's just "you're buggy the clown, where's the question in that, again??"