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over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old
when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.
affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon
whale carcass on the south coast of Snæfellsnes, 1900
Stop having children that is so weird
i am about to create an au SO self indulgent. the target audience is 1 person and that person is me
Happiness Will Come To You.
everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune that allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay
Mmmm medication :) I love you medication. Modern medicine makes my life so much better. "Ohh you're so young maybe you'll want to taper off..." no thank you, I will keep taking the pills that resolve my symptoms :) thank you pharmacology I love you
back again encouraging people to start using the hobby stuff they've been acquiring for years
reasons to start can include:
the hobby industry wants only for us to keep buying and never use, so using the stuff pushes back
some hobby items do not survive long term storage
if there's some craft or hobby thing that you want to do but feel your skills aren't up to, consider that those skills won't improve if you don't practice on other things
using it allows it to move from the hobby hoard to the [whatever you made it into] hoard, where you may be more likely to enjoy it more often than just when you specifically look at the hobby hoard
making things is good for the brain
curious to see what other reasons people might add
Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists
ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing
The funniest part is that you can’t escape. This is it
do you guys ever feel like an outcast even in a group full of outcasts. like i'm autistic and even in groups full of neurodivergent people i'm still excluded sometimes. i don't understand why
u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
"Puritan" and then it's just a woman with normal sexual boundaries
love how a woman posting "I hate men" online is somehow feminism going too far, but nobody says that misogyny has gone too far when a man goes on a mass stabbing spree targeting women because he couldn't get a girlfriend.
The look on Dutch's face when Hosea is shot is so devasted. His voice is ruined. It's such a huge turning point.
I know for a fact someone else has mentioned this but Dutch didn't want to do the bank job. Imagine how he felt knowing he'd been proven right. Imagine how he felt knowing that his one closest friend, lover, wanted to do this so bad and wanted to fix everything and fucking got shot for it.
Imagine how Hosea fell in those last few seconds when he can hear Dutch pleading to have him return and he suddenly thinks that Dutch was right and there's nothing he could do because he's been shot
me, the second I enter any building in rdr2, looking for canned vegetables and pomade
old man yaoi.....
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