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lovely // twenty one pilots photo // @srogov

every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

jotkut teistä ei oo koskaan nähny Tuntematonta Sotilasta ja se näkyy

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

This reminds me of that time last summer when I died and went to hell

I wish my mom ate me right after I was born like a deranged hamster #fuck

you know that feeling when you listen to the finlandia hymn and cry

rb if you’re tired of johnlock constantly overshadowing the murder mystery genre’s true gay icons: agatha christie’s captain arthur hastings and detective hercule poirot 

Lammio: Mikä teidän nimenne on?

Rokka: Ligma.

Lammio: Ligma?

Rokka: Ligma balls.