Jacking Off On New Years Eve So You Can Cum Into The New Year Is A Big Brain Move

Have some arm art cause I was bored in school

I almost made a big mistake.

Okay, so I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house yesterday and I was drinking a Gatorade and she was eating a bottle pop. So we randomly decided to pour the rest of the bottle pop powder into the Gatorade and shake it up, we weren't drinking it for a while cause we thought it would taste bad.

Anyway she goes to the kitchen to make some cheesy bread and I decided to try the mixture we made, which tasted amazing. So I went to tell her about it but I accidentally snuck up on her. Btw my girlfriend isn't small, I'm small, she's big and strong and knows how to fight, but I'm weak as hell compared to her. Anyway I sneak up behind her and put my face in the crook of her neck and whisper "you gotta try this babe" in her ear. Not a good idea. She spun around and was about to punch me, and then she stopped cause she realized it was me and I handed her the Gatorade to try. We spent the rest of the night talking, drinking our science experiment, and doing other stuff, it was a fun night.

But yeah that's the story of how I almost got myself killed over flavored sugar and Gatorade. I'll try not to sneak up on her next time.

Say hello to my plesiosaurus, plesi for short.

Hanging in the woods part 3

Hey y'all, I'm watching Invader Zim again cause it's my favorite show and very nostalgic for me, and I love it a whole lot. Anyway, I know it's a show where they didn't put much thought into many of the details, but I'm a person who likes to overthink stupid little details. Now, on to my point, one thing that always stuck out to me for no reason was the sticky note that started it all.

It's clear that someone felt the need to mark some mystery planet just beyond the Irken map, whether or not they meant to mark Earth or some other planet vaguely to that side is debatable, but why mark it at all if there was nothing of interest out that way? You wouldn't. However, you would mark a mystery planet if you thought it was important. Perhaps some foreign intel from another species gave you clues that there was something useful over there, or maybe you were catching odd signals out that way. What's more is with the way Red and Purple talk I don't think that note was left by either of them, if they knew something they wanted to explore was out there they would never have sent Zim of all people, and they talk like they don't think any planet exists beyond their map and are genuinely surprised that Zim found one. If I had to guess, I'd say it was left by a previous tallest who never got around to sending anyone out there and went unnoticed after that until Red and Purple needed a convenient excuse to send Zim as far away as possible. After all, we know Zim caused the death of two tallests in his lifetime alone. It's highly possible they had left unfinished business behind.

Basically, this was a long-winded way of saying that I think the note that marks earth was always interesting.

Trans problems: having the unfortunate ability to get both titty cancer and ball cancer in your lifetime

Adding this pic my grandma took when I went to clean up (I forgor she was awake)

I HAVE COSPLAYED (poorly cause I ran out of time real fast)

Do with this what you will

I'm a girlfriend erather guyth

Jutht thayin keheheh

Imagine me, I'm small, now imagine me as a much smaller child, I was girl back then so long hair, imagine lil itty-bitty girl me in a cute little nightgown, Rapunzel nightgown cause I loved her, adorable right?

Now imagine I'm covered in blood, imagine I came straight off the set of "Carrie" in that outfit, as that small child. Imagine I look like a murderous doll, got it? Yeah?

You now know what my mother saw one day in my childhood, I had just woke up, and in my sleep I happened to have the worst nosebleed of my life. I didn't even wake up until it was time to get up for school. Just bled like a motherfucker and covered myself, and my bed, in blood. Then cried when we had to get rid of my Rapunzel nightgown cause mom couldn't get all that blood out, but I liked Rapunzel.

"xyz DNI" blocking people is YOUR job, sorry. You cannot ask the world to simply move around you, you have to take control of your online experience or you will be fucking miserable forever. Most people don't read your bio/pinned/carrd before touching the posts that cross their dash anyways.

Also maybe worry less about if someone who likes something you hate clicks on your tumblr post. I promise it is not that fucking serious.

Also-also if you have this DNI because your friends/moots said or implied you have to otherwise you're somehow Bad and/or will be punished by them if you don't, that's kind of fucked and maybe you need less controlling friends.