My Halloween Costume!! Going As Tango From Dialtown

Hey kids here's a piece of actual for real experienced adult advice: don't make songs you like your alarm. Ever. You're gonna Pavlov yourself into hating it or sleep through it and have weird dreams. Don't do that to yourself. Seriously.

YOU CALLED ME A GILF, TANGO.

- Callum Crown (..again.)

...Okay fair point, I'M SORRYY WAGHH I DIDN'T MEAN TO (trust)

im gonna fuck randy

well... at least you didn't phrase it like you're seeking permission from me like the last one. you're just INFORMING me that it's happening, but i'm not actually involved in any considerable way. carry on, then

oliver makes dilfs into his father figures & makes gilfs into. well. the past tense of the acryonym

Hello friendos!!! Did a funny a god cosplay. It's not 100% accurate but I had fun with it!!!!

I had to painstakingly edit his face onto me so apologies if it's rough.

Bonus picture!!!

New kintype just dropped ermmm

Another drawing with just my computer mouse on paint, my finger hiurts lol and the color option is so limtededddd

Green worm

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

my fixation, Vs. DJ Subatomic Supernova on repeat until I die