Trender: Do You Remember A “Yousef Toungeri”, Slender?

Eurus is smarter then both Sherlock and Mycroft combined! 🕷️❤️😍🥰😘😌👀😉🤣😂😁💯👉🏻👈🏻

//I'm alive!!! Sorry this took so long, anon!!! Likes, reblogs and comments are very appreciated!//

tw: smut

Aziraphale:

Praise Kink: You better believe that this angel has a praise kink. He loves this kink, both giving and receiving, but he absolutely loves to enrapture you with compliment after compliment while pleasuring you. He'll fuck you gently while whispering praises in your ear. Praises about how beautiful you look underneath him, how cute your soft moans are, how you mean the world to him, etc.

Bondage: He likes to tie you up but not in a BDSM sort of way. He won't use ropes but instead uses silk ribbon to tie you down. He thinks you look more elegant that way. When he's done wrapping the ribbon around your naked body, he'll coo at you and say, "Look at you, my sweet... You look like a present that's waiting to be unwrapped... just for me!"

Edgeplay: This is his way of punishing you when you're being naughty. This form of punishment will go hand-in-hand with his bondage kink. While you're tied up, looking all cute and helpless, he'll edge you over and over until you're sobbing and begging for release. He'll edge you using his fingers or maybe his tongue, but his favorite way to edge you is by using a vibrator because it makes you more desperate for his touch.

Petplay: He probably won't ever admit it out loud but he has a thing for the master/pet dynamic. He'd have you wear a cute headband with fuzzy cat ears attached. He also loves to picture you in a pretty pastel colored collar with a leash attached. Will definitely call you his "pet" or his "pretty kitty."

Thigh-Highs: I headcanon Aziraphale as someone who really likes thighs. To squeeze them, kiss them, nip at them, it doesn't matter. If he were to come home to you lying on your shared bed, waiting for him in nothing but thigh-highs, expect him to be between your legs for hours worshipping you.

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Any flies you wanna get rid off by the way? @consult-sherlockholmes said there were some around your flat and that they are annoying to you. 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️☺️😌🥳😋😉😁

Hi John! I've missed halking to you! I tried to tag you in my post about the new account but I don't know if you were sucessfully tagged in it! Anyways, hello again! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️☺️😌😉😁🥺🥹😭

Hello there!

Ah, no I didn't see it but welcome back!

It would be almost as perfect as our friendship, wouldn't it, Mycroft? 🕷️❤️😘😍🥰😌☺️😉😁✨👉🏻👈🏻

Entomomania doesn't have anything to do with fear. It's the total opposite. It's the abnormal love for insects.

So what do you think about people that are utterly obsessed and head over heels in love with all kinds of bugs?

And yes, the cake is dark chocolate and it's also home made. I hope you liked it.

You are quite right. Thankfully, our resident arachnid expert @talking-tarantula was able to catch that unfortunate blunder.

So, what is my opinion on people that have an unnatural obsession with insects and spiders? Whatever keeps you occupied and away from illegal activities, all the better. Better to have an obsession and make a decent career out of it, than to have no interests and drown in mediocrity.

Oh

Homemade, you say? Well, who am I to deny you the satisfaction of gifting a work of art to someone such as myself. I shall savor it all the more.

Naaaw! I luv you too, @criminalisticonsultant! 🕷️😍🥰😘❤️✨🥹😭😳☺️🥺🥹😁🥳😉😌💯👉🏻👈🏻

18 :)

Never.

could we get some slender bros NSFW hcs?

(Creepypasta x Headcanon) NSFW Headcanons for the Slender Brothers -

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- Slenderman, as we all know, doesn’t like humans and probably has a very low sex drive. If it was ever high, I would go run and hide because he would probably turn into another Sexual Offenderman, but worse. Obviously, he has a thing with using his tendrils to pleasure his partner and doesn't care if anyone walks in on him getting some action. 

- Splendorman may look like a sweet-heart and all innocent on the outside, but on the inside, he’s very kinky and dirty, he just doesn’t like that side of him, so he hides it away. His sex drive is also pretty low and there’s no need to worry if it ever gets high, he’s very good at controlling himself. He likes blindfolding his partner and would be very embarrassed if someone walked in on him. 

- Trenderman, the OCD brother out of all of them. He’s fascinated in humans but also cringes at them. When he found out they do NSFW things with each other, he was horrified. Watching humans ripping off each other’s clothes and throwing them on the ground is like a horror movie for him. To say the least, he’s not interested in anything that’s NSFW and you would probably never see him with a partner. If he did have a partner, do expect to see him making revealing clothes for them. 

- Sexual Offenderman... must I say more? His sex drive is high and is always high. He doesn’t care about genders so everyone is basically doomed when he’s around. He’s into the most kinkiest things ever. Here’s a list of his kinks: Sadism (Inflicting pain or humiliating his partner), Impact play (spanking, whipping, flogging - any kind of strike), Voyeurism (getting off from watching other people have sex), Katoptronophilia (anyone who loves having sex or masturbating in front of mirrors), Edgeplay (Considered riskier than usual kinks. It involves knives, blood, needles and more.), BDSM, BNT (involves inflicting pain on a woman's breasts and nipples), CBT (involves inflicting pain on a man's penis or testicles)... 

I feel half dead and for some reason I'm expiriencing dizziness, nausea at the moments, and slight pain in the ear drums at certain movenments. But my sweet little pet crow does make me feel a little better at least.

I've already had an X-ray taken at my wrist as well but nothing could be found. There is also no sweeling or discoloration. Therefore I guess that it's probably just really sprained. But the hip is definitely a problem. 🕷️❤️😭

Bit not good little human moment: I've spontanously decided to jump off my e-scooter yesterday and smooch the pavement. At full force. Now I can't move my wrist anymore and my fingers only partly because it hurts like hell. My left hand is now utterly and completely useless, and my right hip is out of place (again. Hip dysplasia is a bitch). I hope your days have been better than mine... 🕷️❤️😭

Indeed, the limitations of the physical human form, an inconvenience. That happens to me sometimes too, overestimating what my physical form can endure and then damaging it in the process. Sadly we do have to take care of transport, and are trapped in it's limitations. It's probably better to not spontaneously jump of things, I know that from experience. Especially jumping from things moving with high velocity sounds like a recipe for disaster. Be more careful in the future. The damage you are describing sounds significant, you should probably visit a doctor. Until you see a doctor you should try to rest the affected limbs, cool them and take some analgesics. You probably also have skin lesions which you should disinfect too. I hope that the damage is not too bad and just sprains with no permanent damage. I wish for your swift recovery, and that the pain is minimal.

Slender: Splendor hand me that newspaper

Spendor: Oka- No! You're going to hit me with it.

Slender: I won't.

Splendor: Do you promise?

Slender: Yes.

Slender:

Slender: Trender, hit your brother for me.

She is a gorgeous spider! ❤️

🕷 pet intro . heather

Heather is a 1-2 year old, confirmed female, captive bred, juvenile Arizona Blonde Tarantula (aphonopelma chalcodes) that I picked up at an exotics expo on January 28th, 2024.

She is named for the movie Heathers! <3

She has a very gentle and docile temperament 🤎

How would jeff, Toby,ej,and slender react to having a newborn baby with their s/o

Jeff

His first instinct is to bully his own child.

“Lmao bro why this dude look like a mutated potato?”

And then he realizes that’s his son.

He helped create this weird shaped potato that his s/o just popped out.

He ruffles your hair and gives you a kiss on the forehead.

“It’s a whiney bitch like you, Jeff.”

“Yeahhhh I know :) ”

You’ll have to teach him how to change a diaper like 6 times before he’s able to do it on his own.

But overall his patience will wear thin with the whining and crying over not enough attention.

Sound familiar, Jeffery?

Toby

Fuckin’ ugly cried for like 15 hours after they were born.

gosh he’s just so soft dakjdhasja

It looks like an uprooted Mandrake, and screams like one for that matter, but damn does he think it’s the most beautiful thing in the world.

He gives his s/o so much praise and gives them tons of hugs and kisses for their hard work.

He’ll be adamant about taking care of the babe while his s/o rests up.

He’s a little nervous about holding them and walking around, but he’ll sit on the couch and cradle them.

He smiles when they cry and stroke their tear-stained cheek and sing to them to calm them down.

And ofc a little smooch on the forehead.

Still doesn’t know how to properly change a diaper and will probably never learn.

And you have a sneaky suspicion that one day you’ll see your toddler waddling around with a box attached with suspenders instead of a diaper bc that’s somehow easier.

Eyeless Jack

If anything, Jack is scared shitless.

He doesn’t have a clue how to take care of a newborn.

He’s a surgeon, not a pediatrician.

But he tries his best to do his part, little a little help from you of course.

He’s already done a lot of research beforehand, so he tries to follow the book’s advice.

Once you set the baby down in the crib, he’ll sneak in and kneel down to just s t a r e.

And think about how he helped create this beautiful thing, how his gorgeous s/o struggled throughout the nine months to birth out this weird looking dude.

And he knows then and there that he’s never going to let anything happen to his kid.

You’ll have to drag him away from the crib to prevent him from waking up the infant.

And he just gets this…weird protective instinct.

And whenever the baby is out of his sight Jack can literally feel a pulling sensation, along with rising anxiety.

“Jack that’s just your dad instinct kicking in. It’s probably from your demon side or whatever.”

“o h.”

He’ll research about this whole “dad-instinct” while he’s eating leftovers at 3am.

Slender

He urges you to get a home birth.

Like, what if the baby comes out completely faceless, what will the doctors think??

They’ll take his little babe away, and he just can’t have that.

But you talked to his mom, (who later scolded him), and she said it should be fine, considering Splendor popped out completely normal looking.

Except for the black eyes, which no one really saw anyways.

But you decide to get a home birth anyway, just so Slender could be by your side.

He’s so gentle with it.

And he melts when their pale and chubby hand grasps onto one of his thin fingers.

He insists his s/o rests and that he’ll be the one to do most of the work.

But he’ll end up coming to one late at night, disheveled and reluctantly asking for help.

He drops face-first into the bed as soon as you take the babe.