Kohla To Natsuki From Doki Doki Literature Club: You’re Like The Sister I Never Had!

Omg look at this little cutie, how can anyone hurt them. There are only 30 of these left in the world due to illegal fishing.

Piper: Well, sounds like this party is going great.

Talvi: So great! We’re all having the best time! Right, Cinder?

Cinder: I wish I was dead.

Talvi: Want to know how much of a punk I am? *punches a wall* Take me to a doctor.

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

Piper: Even the littlest of things seem to get to Aviana’s ears lately and I mean everything.

Cinder: Like... anything?

-Meanwhile-

Talvi: *sniffs*

Aviana: *screams*

Quincy: Remember your training, kid!

Cinder: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY!

Piper: Name a way to be nice to others.

Kati Kat: Don’t kill them.

Piper: That’s setting the bar very low but I’ll allow it.

Kaksi: Hello people who don’t live here.

Quinn: Hi!

Valen: Hello.

Kaksi: I gave you that key for emergencies.

Valen: We ran out of sniper bullets.

Damaris: I like people.

Piper: No, you don't.

Damaris: I'm trying but it's hard to weed through the dumb people.

Nicole: Estella is like the ocean.

Alexis: Because she’s beautiful?

Nicole: She’s really salty.