If "success == Pregnancy," Then Maybe "accidental Pregnancy == Serendipity?"

If "success == pregnancy," then maybe "accidental pregnancy == serendipity?"

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

6 years ago

'Ey look, I made a thing happen! XD

Does This Count As Dash Did A Thing?

Does this count as dash did a thing?


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6 years ago
((Some Technical Difficulties Reaching Out To Another Blog Led To Me Using An Analogy And Then.... Kitty

((Some technical difficulties reaching out to another blog led to me using an analogy and then.... kitty Tablet. XD))


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6 years ago

🔆 Picking up Pitch to Lion-King the lil' birb and present him as the good boi he is.

The tiny bird only responded with a confused beep.

5 years ago
tabletdemedium - Ask Devil Medium's Kingdom
New York. Erté (Romain De Tirtoff) (Russian/French, 1892-1990). Serigraph With Embossing On Paper.

New York. Erté (Romain de Tirtoff) (Russian/French, 1892-1990). Serigraph with embossing on paper.


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6 years ago
ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.
ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

3 years ago
What It’s Like To Be Slut-shamed When Buying Birth Control
What It’s Like To Be Slut-shamed When Buying Birth Control
What It’s Like To Be Slut-shamed When Buying Birth Control
What It’s Like To Be Slut-shamed When Buying Birth Control

What it’s like to be slut-shamed when buying birth control

Even when pharmacists do let people access contraception, whether emergency contraception or condoms or prescription birth control pills, the process isn’t always free of judgment. In a series of recent online discussions, people across the country have begun to share stories of the stigma they’ve experienced. As many have pointed out, this can be especially damaging to teens.

6 years ago
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)

UPDATE: The ask account has expanded, now all 9 bosses from Graffiti Kingdom (and a few additions later) can be asked here, not just Tablet! Muses:

Gate Sentry, Varnish; The blind guard dog of the Devil’s Palace, and master of the Canvas Plains. The most reliable nose in the kingdom, but he tends to find more food than followers for Medium.

Musclebound Midboss, Carton; A four-armed bodyguard obsessed with his muscular physique and intimidating image. He rules over Mt. Here and There and has a devoted following of Carton-Wannabes, but he still feels some inferiority since he works under Easel.

Undead Westerner, Easel; The skeleton with the Southern drawl, and master of the Lava Hole and the Wind of Pan Ravine. Famed for his speed and aim, and has recently won the heart of Acryla.

Innocent Warlord, Turpentine; A young, innocent-looking bunny monk who strives for a well-versed life. He rules over the Cannon of Block Valley. Despite his merciless colluseum and fighting style, he still has a soft spot for his family, Varnish, and the Prick Bird.

Devoted Butler, Deskel; Loyal butler to Tablet and Palette, ruler over the Tower of Sand Kingdom and the Battle Planet, and overall sophisticated gentleman. His way of speaking leaves something to desired, as he tends to send people to sleep. In battle, however, he is a quick and efficient battler, making use of complicated surroundings to outwit any Graffitician into checkmate.

Deceptive Beauty, Acryla; The beauteous ruler of the Go-Go Bowling Road, and she uses her beauty to her advantage. Although her pretty face usually hides a dark and sadistic soul, she has shown a bit of grace with her recent relationship to Easel.

Petite Princess, Palette; The proper, pampered daughter of the devil Medium, who collects the ghosts of her father’s other subordinates should they be defeated. She maintains a sense of etiquette around her cold demeanor and brutal honesty, but even her proper ways are tested around her conniving brother Tablet. She rules over the Beast of the Lost and her eponymous Palette’s Palace.

Legendary Lich, Medium; The ruler over the aptly named Devil’s Palace and the entirety of the demon kingdom. Capable of reviving himself unless struck with a Mega ability, the curse of the Demon’s Kingdom relies on his presence, and it is his job to redraw his minions after a defeat. Nowadays, he’s dealing with allying his kingdom and the human Spritisan kingdom, as Prince Pixel continues to best him in battle. He hasn’t taken this or Tablet’s initial treason very well.

Demon Graffitician, Tablet; The wandering son of the devil Medium, much to Medium’s chagrin. He doesn’t rule over any part of the Devil’s Kingdom, instead choosing to roam the other lands and influence the kingdom through his little “games.” In the final moments of Prince Pixel’s first quest, Tablet stole Pixel’s graffiti wand, defeated his father, and temporarily assumed the position of Devil. He allowed Medium to reassume the position, as kinghood didn’t allow Tablet to maintain his free lifestyle.

((I’ve expanded the account! Ask the characters! :D))


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4 years ago
DO NOT DO THIS.

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

6 years ago
I Recreated My Type A Form. What Do You Think, Everyone? ((Random Drawing Cause My Inbox Is Bone-dry

I recreated my Type A form. What do you think, everyone? ((Random drawing cause my inbox is bone-dry right now XD))


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Ask Devil Medium's Kingdom

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