Tablet: Woah, Easy! I Was Planning On Waiting Till You Were Back To Your Old Self! ... Was My Message

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

VS Bosses mode Character Renders~

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

UPDATE: The ask account has expanded, now all 9 bosses from Graffiti Kingdom (and a few additions later) can be asked here, not just Tablet! Muses:

Gate Sentry, Varnish; The blind guard dog of the Devil’s Palace, and master of the Canvas Plains. The most reliable nose in the kingdom, but he tends to find more food than followers for Medium.

Musclebound Midboss, Carton; A four-armed bodyguard obsessed with his muscular physique and intimidating image. He rules over Mt. Here and There and has a devoted following of Carton-Wannabes, but he still feels some inferiority since he works under Easel.

Undead Westerner, Easel; The skeleton with the Southern drawl, and master of the Lava Hole and the Wind of Pan Ravine. Famed for his speed and aim, and has recently won the heart of Acryla.

Innocent Warlord, Turpentine; A young, innocent-looking bunny monk who strives for a well-versed life. He rules over the Cannon of Block Valley. Despite his merciless colluseum and fighting style, he still has a soft spot for his family, Varnish, and the Prick Bird.

Devoted Butler, Deskel; Loyal butler to Tablet and Palette, ruler over the Tower of Sand Kingdom and the Battle Planet, and overall sophisticated gentleman. His way of speaking leaves something to desired, as he tends to send people to sleep. In battle, however, he is a quick and efficient battler, making use of complicated surroundings to outwit any Graffitician into checkmate.

Deceptive Beauty, Acryla; The beauteous ruler of the Go-Go Bowling Road, and she uses her beauty to her advantage. Although her pretty face usually hides a dark and sadistic soul, she has shown a bit of grace with her recent relationship to Easel.

Petite Princess, Palette; The proper, pampered daughter of the devil Medium, who collects the ghosts of her father’s other subordinates should they be defeated. She maintains a sense of etiquette around her cold demeanor and brutal honesty, but even her proper ways are tested around her conniving brother Tablet. She rules over the Beast of the Lost and her eponymous Palette’s Palace.

Legendary Lich, Medium; The ruler over the aptly named Devil’s Palace and the entirety of the demon kingdom. Capable of reviving himself unless struck with a Mega ability, the curse of the Demon’s Kingdom relies on his presence, and it is his job to redraw his minions after a defeat. Nowadays, he’s dealing with allying his kingdom and the human Spritisan kingdom, as Prince Pixel continues to best him in battle. He hasn’t taken this or Tablet’s initial treason very well.

Demon Graffitician, Tablet; The wandering son of the devil Medium, much to Medium’s chagrin. He doesn’t rule over any part of the Devil’s Kingdom, instead choosing to roam the other lands and influence the kingdom through his little “games.” In the final moments of Prince Pixel’s first quest, Tablet stole Pixel’s graffiti wand, defeated his father, and temporarily assumed the position of Devil. He allowed Medium to reassume the position, as kinghood didn’t allow Tablet to maintain his free lifestyle.

((I’ve expanded the account! Ask the characters! :D))

Tablet: So, Mr. Dark Matter. You're known to be able to possess bodies, yes? My little wand here allows me to draw bodies and beings into creation. Once you're done with this... diminutive form (the M!A thing), I could draw you up a replacement "Swordsman" form... or a better one, if you'd wish. ((Found this blog the other day. Love it so far, glad to see someone else remembers the Squeak Squad QwQ))

“A new body won’t help my problem. Don’t bother.”

“…Also, I don’t know who you are anyway.”

“Can you imagine, Quentin, how many times we’ve had this exact conversation? You’ve managed to slip catnip to me 27 times, 27 ways, and I’m quite sick of it.” “So, what, this is just some giant, blood-soaked Laser Chase?” “You always bring up that fucking red dot. I still haven’t seen it yet. Now it’s a point of pride.”

Tablet: I realize your emotional troubles aren't due to your current form, just thought I'd mention something. And so what if you don't know me? All I was thinking in return was a simple game.

“…A game?”

There was distrust in the matter’s voice.

“I don’t know if I even need your help, but what ‘game’ do you mean?”