This Is So Lovely.

fear me

“Or perhaps in Slytherin, you’ll make your real friends…”

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

I wrote a thing in which our boy Harry teaches Draco how to shoot a gun. a lil sample:

Draco stepped closer, eyes back on Harry’s lovely mouth, open in shock.

Harry’s carefree happiness had him on a high that made him forget every reason this was a bad idea.

They were a breath away.

“What are you doing?” shot Harry.

Draco yanked back. “I...” He felt as though his bones were crumbling one by one.

Carmen out there stealing kisses from Argent

mmmm eggs

PRANKING my friends with LOVE AND SUPPORT

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

concept: you are invited to a potluck. you bring paper plates, only to discover that everyone else has done the same. a gentle thunder fills the room; the result of a dozen rumbling stomachs.

amid tired looks of resignation, it dawns on you what must be done. taking a paper plate, you stand, and softly, you break it, saying

“the Body of Christ”