Debbie Just Hit The Wall, She Never Had It All

Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all

One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA

Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four

Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star

She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car

Her yellow SUV is now the enemy

Looks at her average life…

*looks in mirror*

…SON OF A-!

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3 months ago

You've changed, man. I don't know what it is but some time in the past six months your shitposting got a bitter edge to it. Sure you could blame the political climate or world events on it but...I dunno. I used to scroll your blog to momentarily escape the hardships of today but now it feels like even you're not a safe place any more. I wish you luck on your journeys onwards but I'm sorry to say I cannot travel with you any more. Be well, puki, and I hope whatever troubles you passes.

Escapism is important and I try to offer that to a degree, but ultimately, I am a person. I experience hardships, I empathize with the worsening conditions of my world. As long as I care about things external to myself, I will subtlety, or blatantly express them in some way, and have for years, not merely 6 months.

Unbeknownst to you, these concerns are often the inspiration for some of my most beloved posts.

You’re free to leave of course, if my 1 serious post out of every 30 fucks your day up that badly, then please, feel free! - I simply don’t see my blog as escapist fluff, it never has been, even if that is often the outcome. My page has always been about my interests, and I just so happen to enjoy making people laugh.

I see it more as a fun place to hang out and express the feelings I feel inclined to express, most of which are fun and goofy, some of which are not. I love our little playful back-and-forths, and I enjoy seeing your insights, even if some of you are fucking stupid as shit. Sometimes I just like using you guys as little guinea pigs, testing my odd expressions out on you, and sitting back and seeing the outcome.

Ultimately, I try to balance balance 3 things on my page:

Comedy, as you know - I like making jokes, I like testing them out on people. Even if they suck, I like writing them regardless. Sometimes I sit back after writing something I know objectively sucks, hit send, and watch as everyone tells me how much it sucks. It brings me joy.

A desire for money - because if not, I wouldn't be able to make posts half as often as I do (ie, shirt sales, promoting my music, etc) - Sometimes that anxiety for money also bleeds into my posts, it has for years; and I hold back from being even more desperate about money than I feel I should be sometimes.

And the point you brought up: The occasional comment on something real that matters to me. - Over the past 3 years, if not longer, I’ve made a few uncharacteristically-serious statements on things like Covid, Gaza, The Presidency, hell, even the indigenous people of Australia... and more.

Why do I feel inclined to discuss these things? Because I want to. My page has always been about what I want. Fortunately for you, what I usually want to do is to make you laugh! But sometimes I wish to express other feelings, because I have a platform that allows my voice to travel further than that of others!

For those angry at all the qualms I don't bring up, try to understand my balancing act, as someone who understands your desire for escapism and the comfort that it brings you. If the veil falls, remember, we are of like-company - - And maybe, this veil was only ever in your head to begin with.

2 years ago

“The best advice I’ve ever received: ‘No one else knows what they are doing either.’”

— Charles Bukowski

2 years ago
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2 years ago

So I just finished ep 1 of Jojo's Bizzare adventures, only to learn that this was ALSO a jojo reference!

So I Just Finished Ep 1 Of Jojo's Bizzare Adventures, Only To Learn That This Was ALSO A Jojo Reference!

I've known this meme for over 4 years!


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3 months ago
Steamy Dreamin'.
Steamy Dreamin'.

Steamy dreamin'.

In other news, we're pleased to inform that we’ve partnered up with Nightshift Merch to run our North American web store! 🤘 We have some new designs (as well as the 2023 pin-up calendar!) available, so please head over to nightshiftmerch.com/collections/belzebubs if you’re interested! 🙌 Our official store with Backstage Rock Shop is of course still alive and kicking, no worries. We have some other cool news brewing as well, and I hope I'll be able to shed some light on those as soon as possible. All best!

2 years ago

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

2 years ago

It's not that I speak without thinking,

it's the thinking part that is the problem.

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