ZHSJSKSK???? I Just Saw The Amphibia Strange Voyage Teaser What The FUCK Dbdndnmsksksksjd What Is Going

steven universe was an extremely influential television show and you can tell this because people on here still wield the phrase "steven universe fan" like it's a slur whenever they're desperately trying to prove they're not like other gays

candace flynn is a lot like sisyphus if you think about it

So I was setting up a virtual machine on my MacBook, and the windows setup started doing shit straight out of a Creepypasta

Like look at these loading screens. Is this not the most ominous thing you've ever seen?

What about the second toad tower fall? With the big laser cannon. Most likely far more deadly

I imagine the fall of toad tower during reunion was the closest thing amphibians got to their own version of 9/11

an aroace, aro, or ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex”

non aro/ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex” (they’re about to use it to justify shipping/discriminating against aro/ace people)

AM0HIBIA GRAPHIC NOVEL MINI SETIES WRITTEN BY MATT BRALY

If boats don't eat water, explain this boat eating contest. CHeckmate athiests

why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago

post amphibia anne does the plantar family dance at work whenever shit happens & i like to believe her coworkers don’t question it bc it just works and it’s so much more effective than chasing rogue amphibians around the area

People don't think about just how big the moon is. The core was outputting enough force to send the moon STRAIGHT down. Not just alter its orbit. Straight, directly down. And Anne, even with just one of the stones, was holding up a significant portion of that. Honestly, even with just one stone, she could probably hold her own against The Titan's full power.

For my own amusement I have to ask, who do you think wins the one v one? Calamity Anne (THT) or Titan Luz(WAD). Personally I think Anne clears

oooh i’m not sure

bc we have to remember the titan was powerful enough to give sentient life and magic to everything that evolved on his corpse, but he also only had a fraction of magic left to give luz.

and anne was extremely powerful but not strong enough on her own to stop the core, either. if she had all three stones she would sweep, easily, because that was the whole thing— all three stones can defeat anything.

it’d also depend whether luz has stringbean or not, because i don’t think she could fly without her, whereas anne can fly on her own, even partially charged.

and obviously it’s a hypothetical but i can’t imagine them ever fighting each other like that anyway lmao so it’s hard to say. i’m a luz & anne best friend truther

but if the hypothetical is when they’re both at their fullest solo potential, luz has stringbean, and anne only has her stone, i think it’s a fairly even match.

i would probably give anne a bit of an edge because luz had eda and king to kind of reinforce her powers— and anne had marcy and sasha ofc, but she still had the whole scene to herself where she effortlessly took down the space bots. luz ripped belos free by herself, but she needed backup to get there, so it’s kind of a parallel. but when it comes down to it, luz finished the battle on her own, whereas anne couldn’t finish it without the other two stones, so i think they kind of even each other out.