Fun Sunday Idea. I Tie You With Your Legs Spread And Sit You On The Couch Naked. Then We Will Watch Football

Making them beg for the torture they so desperately crave is the most delicious thing...

“Please…”

“Please… what?”

“P L E A S E”

“What?! What do you want?!”

“Oh my god… fuckin… c’moooon”

“You just gotta tell me what you want”

“I can’t!!”

“Yes, you can! Just say it!”

“NO!”

“No? Then I can’t do anything…”

“No!! Please!!”

“Say it then!”

“I-“

“Say. It”

“It’s so hard… I don’t wanna”

“Then you get nothing…”

“Nononono, okay! Okay…okay”

“Go on.”

“Hmmmf…”

“Tell me…”

“pleasetickleme”

“I’m sorry?”

“Hmm! Please t…tickleme”

“You gotta be clearer about this babe, I can’t help you unless you speak up”

“Tickle me! Ticklemeticklemeticklemepleasepleasepleaspleasepleasepleaseplease!!”

“Ooooh, tickle you? This is all you wanted? That’s all it was? Was that so hard?

“YEEEEEES”

“Aww, I’m sorry about that. I’m very proud of you for using your words, though”

And yes I know I am blessed, but sometimes I wish I could go back, to the way it just to be, just so I could feel what I been missing...

I don't know who needs to be reminded of this, but it was a Nazi salute. Don't let them sanitize history.

Penny and her eeveelutions

credit: mikripkm on X

please don’t spend your life convincing yourself that love or joy is reserved for the idealized version of you that only exists in the future

I am so ready for the NFL season to begin