Hehehhehehaw, I did a good thing
crocodile and dragon had a very messy breakup so do you think crocodile has a dartboard with a picture of dragon in the center?
This is basically what happened.
“I could fix him” “I could make him worse” well I could give him two silver candlesticks to help him become an honest man and send him on a path to redemption
No because I love Boromir so much but my dad doesn’t and whenever he asks me why, all the valid reasons flash through my head like he’s noble, he cares so deeply about his people, his love for his brother and how he stood up for him, his whole relationship with the hobbits, and his sacrifice, but then my brain goes to static and all I can say is erm hes pretty cool
that one garfield meme that’s like ‘huh i wonder who that’s for’
Something silly
Inspired by this
Ugh, okay. Unfollowing. I was a big fan of his tenure as mayor and subsequent adoption of a poor, orphaned child, had no idea that he stole a loaf of bread and broke parole