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God Bless people who dress wild and go out in public. I love seeing a woman in all pink with pink hair and pink nails, with a tiny dog in a pink outfit in her bag. Or a massively goth dude covered in piercings sporting a giant green mohawk. Cosplayers. SCA reenactors. Ren Faire people. There’s nothing I love more than a pair of handsome young men walking around in Revolutionary War outfits. Just please keep dressing wild and freaky. You bring color to life, and it never fails to put a big smile on my face.

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

female red flag book recommendations 🐇

Also know as, how to be hot

• Boy Parts - Eliza Clark

• My Year of Rest And Relaxation - Ottessa Moshfegh ( anything moshfegh, really )

• Milk Fed - Melissa Broader

• So Sad Today - Melissa Broader

• American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis

• Play It As It Lays - Joan Didion

• Violent Bent Backwards Over The Grass

- Lana Del Rey

• Acts Of Desperation - Megan Nolan

• A Certain Hunger- Chelsea G. Summers

• The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath

• Ariel - Sylvia Plath

• Delta of Venus - Anais Nin

• The Virgin Suicides - Jeffrey

Euginedes

• Conversations With Friends - Sally

Rooney

• Mv Dark Vanessa - Kate Elizabeth
Russel

• The Idiot - Elif Batuman

• The Days of Abandonment - Elena

Ferrante

• The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia

Plath - Sylvia Plath

• Cleopatra and Frankenstein - Coco

Mellors

• Perfume: The Story of a Murderer -

Patrick Süskind

• Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov

• Bunny - Mona Awad

• Animal - Lisa Taddeo

I feel very strongly about those cheap hanging ghouls/ghosts that you get around Halloween, so I made my own! Her name is Toni. 

Idk why I bother to be on time to work. Gimme a raise then I'll pull up at 5:50am and wait 20 minutes to be let in.