Who?

Would you say it cheesed you off? Or perhaps it left you quite discheesed?

actually saying im cheesed to meet you is a microaggression against lactose intolerant people who cant eat cheese and it's really not funny so why dont you think before you speak next time

I knew that my toenail jar could be used for something!

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The gay subtext between Gollum and Sméagol is absolutely killing me

Me when I get 9 chiccy nuggies instead of 10

me about to let my anger loose: This would be a great time to practice self control and breathing exercises.

me, a second later foaming at my mouth: You fucking know what..

What the fuck kind of ad is this

Yes, I too use 3 button plugs at a time

I was just watching The Game Changers (vegan athletes documentary) and apparently milk and other animal products actually decrease testosterone and increase estroge...

so like...

did milk give me the gay?

I swear to god this website is literal hell I have been followed and then unfollowed by porn bots like three time wtf