Sonic Adventure 2

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HAPPY 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THE BEST SONIC MEME 😩❤️‍🔥🎉

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Envy, Empathy, and Lust (before she turned into a chaos Chao)

http://chao.hippotank.com/sa2b/actions

I’m never finishing this.

Has this meme been done before…?

“I wish they would make another game like Sonic Adventure 2! Maybe Sonic Adventure 3!”

“But they should base it only on the running levels from Sonic Adventure 2. No treasure-hunting or shooting levels.”

The Chao Doctor at the back of Sonic Adventure 2 appears to have a pill of poison and photo of his wife on his desk.  チャオいらず  is roughly translated to “No Chao”