Gabi X Sir Bodyguard Au Part 3

I'd figure I share this for my mom cause she is set on her theory that's its Dhan working with sir and she doesn't post online so tell me your thoughts and I'll let her know lol

I've slept on my thoughts for the episode.

1. I think who ever took Jamie is a women based on their build. Maybe Heather/Lena would explain why Jamie is so obsessed with getting information on Gabi. Margaret has also not interacted with her yet so she might have known her back then and we just don't know that.

2. Ethan needs to die!!! I hate that man so much. Like you admitted the only reason your helping someone who very clearly needs help is because you want to study them like fuck off!!!

3. Am I the only one who is loving Gabi being obsessed with Sir too. Like her hallucinating him agian. Aaaaaah!!!

4. Lacey channel Sir and get your man's back and get rid of shelly. She was obsessing the entire episode and I love that for her.

5."Bubba's bitch in cell block k" is my favorite quote from episode. Love me some Gabi going off on the suspects.

6. Sir getting himself beat up so Gabi comes and sees him because he's hurt is funny af and the way he pouted when it didn't 🤣. Also Gabi was ready to come see him anyway and she didn't even now about him getting beat up so honestly it probably would have worked.

Final thought how dare they make me wait 2 weeks.

"I've done everything" The everything in question being taking Lacey agian, telling Margaret he can find Jamie but not doing it, scaring zeke to slightly leave his house then telling him he was gonna fix him then never spoke to him agian, and hasn't done really anything with dahn but he's perfect so fair.

"You know if I could turn the clock back a year to the time right before my dad died, I'd do it all differently."

I feel like the person working with Sir has to be Ethan because so much would make a lot more sense if it is.

Hugh had to have like read up on her before they met right? Cause he wouldn't just poison some kid for her from just knowing her for a couple hours. Imma just theorize he knew who her mom was and pulled some string behind the scenes to get her transferred so I like the scenes better.

Someone please explain to me why Sir dresses himself like a villain from a 1960s kid's show. Please be serious. 🤣🤣🤣

I mean he has the gloves and everything.

Everyone is like ooohhh! He's such a scary psychopath. Meanwhile I'm like when did preppy get into cosplay? Someone please call Slater to deal with him.

@caracalliope

Work decided tonight would be the night cable doesn't work so I can't watch it live or until tomorrow because of when I get off work I will be giving my thoughts tomorrow till then i am not checking tumbler lol

It was queerbait, actually (A repository)

(It's almost three am but I am fuming, I've been collecting these for a while, my evidence, I WILL write a detailed post about this in a few days but I wanted to leave this here in case anyone else wanted to see how fucking deep this goes)

HYPOTESIS: Nandermo is textbook queerbaiting, not in spite the characters being queer but BECAUSE of it. The ship was used deliberately by the writers, the actors and the marketing in order to bring lgbt viewership to the show with NO intention on ever delivering on their promise.

Also the show presented itself as queer, marketed itself as queer and went to win GLAAD awards two years in a row then proceded to have no m/m or f/f couples for SIX seasons. Their queer rep were just jokes.

WHAT'S QUEERBAITING:

(I hate that I have to use wikipedia and dictionary.com but the actual articles about it are behind paywalls and I am poor)

Okay on to WWDITS

Let's talk marketing:

These are from season 3, 4, 5 and 6

Season five:

The show is over, it had six seasons, where were my m/m or f/f couples? Because I sure as hell didn't see one apart from the one episode with Freddie, that's it, that's all we got. Apart from that it was just jokes.

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But that's not about nandermo, you say, it's just about queerness, then what about this: FUCKING HEAVY HANDED NANDERMO MARKETING FOR YEARS:

OR THIS:

How about what the show's socials were posting, this is from season 3 or 4

Now let's see what the writers were saying (this is before season 5):

The infamous that's his boss moment came from this:

But before that we had:

This is Harvey in 2022:

Here's Harvey today:

And here's Kayvan in 2022

Here's Kayvan last year:

And today:

The opening with the sir dream and all the media shit got me hype for this episode!!!

Okay, I know Hassan, Lizzie, and Robyn's favorite DW episode was "Blink" primarily because they are caricatures of real fans, but I think they also loved it because the main character of that adventure was like them.

In "Blink", the hero is a character who only exists in that one episode, survives the monster of the week, and gets a surname! Sally Sparrow is everything they wished they could be as one-off Doctor Who characters.