Afrikaans has some great ones to!
"searching for a sausage in the doghouse." To look for a thing that you cannot really find
"get a baboon from behind the hill" talk about problems that haven’t happened yet and so possibly making them happen.
"Scratch a lion’s ball with a short stick" Being arrogant or to push ur luck
"Talk a dog out of a bush" To have a great conversation
"All jokes on a stick" All joking aside
"The jackal is marrying the wolf’s wife" Used when it’s raining and the sun shines at the same time
"Stick a spoon on the roof"a sign of someone dying
"The robe of the dead has no pockets" Your possessions mean nothing once you are dead
" walk two rows of tracks" Very drunk (and visibly stumbling around)
"Talk a hole in the head of someone" Persuade someone
"The bullet went through the church" Used when someone is madly in love. (mcr has to use this sometime)
Stage 1: using your native language's idioms in English out of habit/lack of knowledge
Stage 2: using English idioms as much as you can to prove that you're good at English
Stage 3: using your native language's idioms in English because they fuck actually
the freaking cake toppers no one speak to me
she does not know things, never has and never will but she is cute tho
I need new music that I already know
no mourners no funerals my ass im mourning the show and planning Netflix's funerals
friendship arc,mentorship or a secret third thing
it fookin wimdy
Sphinx
good omens s2 spoilers under
whY GAIMAN WHY
go on Elliot the whole internet is rooting for you king
a comprehensive list of all my fears and weaknesses to be used against me later [he/she/they] [hmu with requests for art]
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