Just Finished Castlevania Nocturne T~T

WHY DID YOU LOOK SO CLOSELY

my favorite gender is knee-highs and jorts

did i just drive ten kilometers in the cold to pet some random cat for half a hour?

yes

yes i did

thx bro

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

the nose jar claimed another victim

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

I'm sure this is a very innocent link to something beautiful (:

writing an essay for exams

Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

i wanted to take a photo but forgot about flash