I'm At My Grandparents' House And My Little Cousin Just Called Her Little Brother A Big Back 😭 Like

Would like to be friends.(^-^)

Mission reblog if you consider me a friend or wanna be friends trying to see something

This week's dnd quotes from my table of way too many. Our current campaign is called the vanished seducer. We are all half-siblings looking for our dad. Our moms are the king's concubines.

I hope it will go unsexly

Can I eat the rats

I will cry about this (lost rats)

He's only my half parent (about our lost father, who our dm drew very hot)

*whispers* Can we keep the corpse?

It was hard work being birthed

I don't care about my dad, I have rats now

I'm their mother.! (Again, rats)

It's serving mother ^w^

TAX FRAUD! TAX EVASION!!!

He charms people and then robs them during boombaya

"You know what else he stole?" "My virginity"

chat it’s so over

I’m bored so here’s

Octonauts cuddling

Headcanons Pt. 1

Peso, Barnacles, Kwazii

Peso( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )

• Little spoon

• Clings onto you like a koala

• It helps him sleep knowing you’re there

• Likes to trace your palm lines when he’s falling asleep

Barnaclesʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

• Big spoon

• Will wrap his arms around you like he’s protecting you in his sleep

• Rests his head on top of yours

• Does that thumb thing on your back to help you sleep

Kwazii(=^ェ^=)

• He’s a big spoon, DUH (tinniest spoon)

• Hates to admit it but he likes being held by you

• He will tell you pirate stories until you fall asleep

• He moves a lot on his sleep so expect him to end up laying on top of you.

Our paladin just started flying above the vampire we're fighting, and this is how he stacked the minis. And on the first try!

The sky last night!

-a

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I like messy people; people who don't fit in a box or stay between the lines, but whose integrity is greater than any rule book and whose loyalty is stronger than blood.

Jim Wern