Charlie: hey Nick, tits or ass?
Nick: ✨️personality✨️
Charlie:...
Nick:...
Charlie, sarcastically: wow Nick, how abalist of you *choking down a laugh* some of us have personality dissorders, you really should start learning to apritiate *fails misrebly* my nonexistent TITS *laughs*
Nick: ... no offence babe but you're build like a door *starts laughing* the only asset you have is how batshit crazy you are *laughing histerically*
''Why mother, why?''
''Becuase child, watermelon''
''What does watermoln have to do with the male reproductive system and shitty human evolution?''
''The answer to everything is watermelon, if its not then you're asking the wrong question''
and rb for sample size & all that
More please...
Now
Please...
Im not kidding in the tags btw @stychu-stych i WILL write dialog for you if need be
HAPPY NEW YEAR🎉🎊 HERE'S YOUR CAT IN PAIN
I got a lot of asks about Narinder's resurrection. At first I planned to do only one page, maybe two, and put the rest in the description. But as I said a few times, I'm not good at writing, I feel much more comfortable in making comics. And there'll be more parts for sure, because I couldn't sleep one night so I was thinking and planning the rest of the plot
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT because it took me some time FVFHNDFB
https://youtube.com/shorts/awvMhPD8RWs?si=N8Toz6-UCfsMVcX8
Please watch this
He was going with the other kids are
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Alright!
Hanan Ben Ari - Wikipidia
Lemon Demon - Fine
Hey Violet - Unholy
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starting a tag game because i'm bored as fuck
name three of your favourite music artists and the song/anything else that introduced you to them
i'm tagging @the-wxter-is-fine, @jeahreading, and @akumakitsunesog <3
here's mine-
Taylor Swift - ...Ready For It?
(also the music video was a partial bi awakening for me)
2. Conan Gray - Jigsaw
3. Nirvana - Come As You Are
open tags for everyone who wants to participate!
I love this. I need this in a fanfic YESTERDAY. If the og writer of this post @rosesradio is reading this, if you have an ao3 or wattpad please bless me with a link to your account and tell me if you wrote this prompt or not yet, its fabules!!
The children of Poseidon are fertile, really fertile. Especially during certain lunar periods. Jason has to cope alone when the moon is especially full, almost blue or gold, and Percy curses his father. Even a condom or pills won't help.
okayy, i love this 👀 (honestly surpirsed i haven't actually written mpreg or a/b/o type things, though it's on my Vaguely in the Future List)
i could see this coinciding with jason in a curious way. even though he's not technically part wolf, it's kind of a given he'd have wolf-like behaviors. i'd be curious if these same moon cycles inspire a heat within him (or would it be a rutt? for as much abo as i've read sometimes i get the terms confused). it would be the worst coincidence if the time that jason needs percy most is the time he can't have him due to such a high pregnancy risk.
ofc, when given something tempting & forbidden, the question is who would break first?
you have jason, who continually wants to break out of that box of leadership, who wants to be gentle & take care of percy during these lunar cycles. he wants to respect percy's wishes, because in what world would they be ready for a child? at the same time, though, his mind is screaming at him about how good percy looks (& would look while pregnant 👀), how he needs to mate, etc.
then you have percy, who was always a rule-breaker, though he is serious about the uncertainty of kids. he wants to be responsible in this, to not tie jason down (despite jason being ready to Pop The Question & Die for him at a moment's notice lmao). still, his brain is barraging him with thoughts of what a good dad jason would be, of how much he needs jason to breed him Like Yesterday
ultimately, i think it'd be fun to see like a cat-&-mouse, will-they-won't-they of "i wanna respect your decision but also i'm gonna lose my mind if i can't have you right now" situation on both ends. it would probably end with percy seducing jason ("seducing" being as tame as wearing shorts & eating a popsicle around him tbh, these guys don't take much lmao) before jason is bending percy over the nearest available surface to finally give in, pregnancy or otherwise.
I do not know what this is but it made me laugh so...
'Tis the season to stab ra-anch falalalala lala lala
Part 2, lets go people!
• AU where charlie has cold urticaria which is an allergy to the cold and when nick finds out he buys charlie an electric blanket and heating pads
• nick who's missing an arm × charlie who makes prostetics for a living where charlie makes nick a prostetic arm that looks like rahru's arm from totk
• nick has medicaded chronic pain and hen charlie finds out he memorises the medical names and ingridients of all his medications and find nick a cheeper version of the exact medication he takes but under a diffrent name
• au where charlie's ed is caused by schizophrenia and nick helps him remember his meds
I dont think I've ever wanted anything more then i wanted a dissabled heartstopper AU:
• charlie gets his right leg amputaded from the knee down when he was 10 so for his and nick's aniverserry nick got him a peg leg and a piret outfit and took him to the beach so he could run in the sand while that one really bad flute cover of that one song from pirets of the carabian plays from nicks phone on full volum
• blind charlie au where nick takes him to a museam and describes all the art to him in an extreamly detailed mannor, he also painted the edge of all the 'hard' furniture and stairs/steps in his apartment in bright neon yellow when they started dating since charlie can see contrast better and all of nick's floors are a purply shade of gray, he did it so charlie wouldnt trip or fall while he was getting used to living with nick and to the layout of the apartment
• adhd charlie × autistic nick where charlie knows nick shows affection with phisical contact and the warmth it give calms him so he gets him a plushie with a heart shaped microwave heat pad so he can sleep better, nick likes bluey so charlie buys him murch and charlie has a deadpool and woolverine hyperfixation so nick took him to watch the movie when it came out
• au where charlie was born with nothing below his right elbow and nick carries him around bc he likes being carried and charlie holds onto him with his legs and left arm like a koala
I NEED THIS!!!
(I forgot this but)
• deaf nick × selectivly mute and shy charlie, need i say more?
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