Rebloging For Rise!

Random stuff charlie said before, after and during sex with nick

- if i was any more ready i'd be the third rock from the sun

- i am SO GLAD you're not a shark

Wreck me big dad (he ment to say 'daddy' but ended up saying 'dad' and nick has yet to let him live it down)

- (during first time) holy crap... you're not a ken doll

- hey could you carry me to the bathtub and cuddle me while i play with my decoretive rubber duckie collection? I have a bathbomb

- HOLY SHIT IM NEVER GONNA WALK OR WEAR TIGHTS AGAIN

- im scared of having a vagina because of you

- (in dramatic voice) UNHAND ME WOMAN! ... wo-man? Man? Unhand me man? The fuck am i, a gangster getting arrested?

- jesus is a homosexual! Kumbaya!

- i will kill the next girl who hits on you at a party when im litrelly toung deep in your throat right infront of her (this did not happen during or after a party in which nick got hit on)

And finally

- i'd ask you to put a baby in me but im not sure im ready to get fucked that good ever in my life

I should finish reading this...

Primal

Chapter 15: Keys To The Cage

Summary/Info Rated M CHAPTER WARNINGS: Character Death, Blood, Non-Sexual Non-Consensual elements, Use of Restraints

Previously…  

After Link tells his knights everything, Platoon forty-eight and the secretive couple R and M meet. A band is starting to come together for the rescue and proper medicine is almost at hand. 

Yet something derails Link’s focus on the mission. Sidon’s concern turned out to be true, as not only does M smell the change, the Sheikah slate denies Link teleportation. Emotionally compromised, Link rushes to the Domain, to Sidon.  

Only to be captured by Sado. With whatever life growing inside him threatened, the remaining three champions are stripped from his soul by the Hylian known as Kuu and Link is left weakened, practically helpless. But he is not so easily broken and resists where he can. 

However, Yanun’s horrific magic practically makes him into a doll. Acting as she desires and going through a sacrificial ceremony without issue. Link is tormented as he’s left to simply watch as Mipha’s soul is offered to play a key role in overthrowing Hyrule and Sado stakes claim to Link with a bonding bite. 

-Only obvious key points will be summarized. There are likely moments of an Unreliable Narrator or Sneaky Foreshadowing.- 

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Oh my gods i know @badgebadge314 !!! They're my best friend!!!!

Fandom outfit swap or something idk!

Bdubs (MCYT) in Oona’s (5 Worlds) fit!

Its on wattpad, i have multiple, they are abandoned (sorta) i need motivation to go back, my username is @kitty4chan (theres a tumblr user with this username omg) please talk to me about my fanfics

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

This took me 5 minutes...

Spot the difference (level impossible)

You are in a café with me, what tea do you order?

1. Rosehip tea: Which book did you love when you were younger? 2. Oolong tea: Which book series could you read again? 3. Rooibos: What is one of you favourite books? 4. Strawberry tea: Tell me about your first kiss, if you had one. 5. Apple tea: Tell me about your first break up, if you had one. 6. Earl Grey: Which countries have you visited? 7. Chai: Where do you want to travel next? 8. Darjeeling: What languages do you speak? 9. Hop tea: Do you have a favourite tea? Which one? 10. Herbal tea: Which person would you chose to travel the world with? 11. Nettle tea: Are you jealous on a person? Why? 12. Ice tea: Do you miss somebody? Why? 13. Yellow tea: What shampoo do you use? 14. Peppermint tea: What is your favourite gif at the moment? 15. Ceylon tea: Do you have a song you like, but have bad memories with? 16. Hibiscus tea: What is a song you can always hear? 17. Flowering tea: What is a movie you can always watch? 18. Pu-erh tea: What is a book you can recommend to others? 19. Turkish tea: What is your favourite cake? 20. Green tea: What was the first movie you saw in a cinema? 21. Blueberry-Muffin tea: Tell me a memory, which makes you smile. 22. Panda tea: Do you have pets? Which one? 23. Butter tea: Show / Tell me about one thing i your room you find awesome. 24. Hot chocolate: Do you have (a) stuffed animal(s) sitting in your room? Which one(s)? 25. 24 flavors: What is your favourite word? 26. Jasmin tea: Can you draw / paint? Wanna show me something? 27. Kombucha: What do you order on a pizza? 28. Cloud tea: Which movie do you want to watch next? 29. Gunpowder tea: If you had the chance: would you go to space? 30. Matcha: Bonus question of you choice! I might answer…

Oh nvm im an idiot 🥲

I am prepared for tomorrow 🫡

Random extra: but he's so ugl-

Logan: *stabs them*

I just know in my heart Logan would be the most doting partner in the world.

Logan just existing in Wade's presence and just being so enamored with him. He has the stupidest lovestruck look on his face and Wade has never been less self-conscious.

People ask him what he sees in Wade and he just can't compute. What do you mean what does he see? Wade is everything he's perfect what isn't there to love?

People are making snide comments about Wade and Logan's just correcting them, because no actually nothing is wrong with him he is in fact perfect. If you think otherwise you are just objectively wrong.

It quickly becomes apparent there is nothing you can say that Logan cannot twist. Wade is eating it up because DAMN what any ego boost.

That last part 🥲😂

This is my magum opus so far

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Audio

Yes👏 he👏 WILL BITCH!

Anyways, ✨️sparkles✨️

He is the ULTIMATE LIFE FORM, he can make it possible...