Trying To Get Into A ''men Writing Women Drawn Litrelly'' Lavendertown Video By Describing My Fem Characters

Sometimes when Nick phisically clocks out from his job as a kindergarden teacher he forgets to mentally clock out as well so sometimes he comes back home to charlie doing an art thing or smt and he looks at it and says with that tone you use with kids ''oh wow charlie, that looks so good, great job, someone earned a sticker'' and he'll give him a golden star sticker and charlie will just be like ''im a grown ass man but thanks'' and burst out laughing while taking the sticker.

C: *is coocking*

N: wow, good job on the cooking, but i think you took the wrong knife, how about you give me the big, sharp knife and use the safer knives we have in your cooking room? (The kids in his kindy have a kid safe cooking room for making simple foods and learning to cook and clean)

C: *looks at him then puts his face in his hands and lets out a chocked laugh sob*

N: *realisation*

N: oh my god i am so sorry

C: *while sob laughing* you are such a fucking idiot, you dumbass *laughter*

N: you know what ill go get the apolagy ball (a ball he has in kindy where to apolagise to someone you have to say 'im sorry' and throw it at them then they say what made them mad and you say why you're sorry)

C: *still holding the knife and laughing* we dont HAVE an apolagy ball

N: *embareced* can you just stab me? I think it'll just be better if you do

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C: *swears*

N: now Charlie, we cant talk like that to our fellow classmates now can we? Go to the time out zone until you learn your-

C: what fucking classmates, i was cursing at the table. Im 26!

N: oh

*cue histerical laughter from Charlie*

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I just wanna rant a bit about one of Charlie's mamabird AU kids, his name is Skull, he has bone white skin, bone black hair and something called ''pheonyx eyes'' i belive which is when your irises are so dark they look black and this man is the HORNIEST most FLIRTY and smooth af man alive, and also A RAGING FUCKING IDIOT!! You wanna know why? Becuase he left his partner of 10 years, a trans man named Ganymede, for 6 YEARS to find some asshole distent reletive of his to beat the shit out of him for draining his younger sister's college fund for gambling and LOOSING, then after 6 years of abstence he comes back, finds his boyfriend, flirtiusly (is that a word? It is now ig) apolagizes to him, swoops him off his feet, GETS HIS BOYFRIEND TO PROPOSE, and then PROCEEDES TO GET HIM TO BOTH AGREE TO A CHILD AND PUT A BABY IN HIM, within 2 DAYS of coming back after being gone for 6 YEARS and comunicating with his boyfriend no more then once a mounth via letters, HIS BOYFRIEND DOESNT HAVE A MAILBOX!! ALL THE LETERS WENT TO HIS MOTHERS HOUSE! So yeah, Skull is very smooth

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Idk if u can see but i drew on my desk 2day and i want it imortelized

@badgebadge314 needs to see this!! I need this on webtoon!!!!!!

anyone please ask your crush out like this

Ikr, sorry for exploading like an angry volcano, my utarus had a tiny demon in it, its fine i just had to profusly bleed for a week, its gone now but itll be back next month... and thats a thret

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.