I'd Love To Cuddle Someone With A Bunch Of Toys On. Vibrators, Rope, Dog Bone Gag, Dildos And Everything

reblog to show that people should pm you to send you misogynistic things and r@pe threats <3

(please do it to me <3)

a need. every time I'm in a vehicle I can't help but think how good it would feel if I was impaled on a dildo

I'm about to say something really unhinged but imagine if like all seating in public places (benches, restaurant chairs, university classroom desks, public transportation, etc.) were divided between male and female seats and this was strictly enforced. Now imagine that every seat designated for females had some type of phallic, dildo-like object fixed on where she has to sit. The protruding objects would come in a huge variety of shapes and sizes, from 2 inches tall and 1 inch around to 10 inches long with a 4 inch girth. Some are smooth, some are ribbed, some are curved, some have bulbous heads, some have bumps, etc! And every time a female went somewhere where she would have to sit, she would have to move her skirt to the side and sit on the object, as that's the rules of polite society. ❤️

Shy girls attending uni would scramble on the first day of classes to pick their seat first to ensure they don't get stuck sitting on the 10-inch hammer for the rest of the year.

Women squirming in movie theater seats during exciting movies, or crying out during horror films in such a way that you're not sure if it was the jumpscare or something else.

A sweet looking girl on the subway trying not to cry because she was late this morning and the phallus in the only seat left was bigger than she's used to and the vibrations from the car are making it feel sooo good.

Imagine sitting across a girl on a first date in a restaurant. She arrived and sat before you did so didn't see what was in her chair and your mind is going wild imagining what kind of object is filling your date right across from you. The date goes well and as the night goes on and the flirting gets heavier you can notice her slowly rocking her hips and her breathing get uneven and you get to decide if you want to take her away from there or let her sit and stay and unravel deliciously here in front of everyone.

Imagine? ❤️

I'm worse than him. I thought that him not getting any pussy in a long time would make his libido higher, and yet I'm the one who's bombarding him daily with horny thoughts, realisations or pics. I hate long distance.

what about a bar with a Free Use Happy Hour?

sluts drink free

asking for a freebie is consent to be used

free drinks come with a little red wristband wrapped around them that goes on your wrist once you've finished the drink

you don't have to get any drunker than you want to be! people who want to fuck the drunkest sluts can just count the wristbands

(the bar makes money by kicking out anyone who isn't drinking every now and then, so non-sluts still have to buy drinks to participate)

anyway people can start groping and fucking you as soon as you've finished your first drink, but if you want more you can just stay at the bar and get fucked from behind while you're ordering and drinking them

no dress code but your clothes are probably gonna be soaked in cum at minimum so you may as well go in your cheapest, tiniest outfit

if you only want to be a little tipsy you can down a couple shots and then go lay yourself out on a table or hang out near the toilets waiting for someone to use you

alternatively if you're determined to pass out on someone's dick and wake up with unknown volumes of cum leaking out all your holes, go right ahead. one of the bar staff loves taking still life photos of unconscious sluts lined up along the bar with bottles plugging up their used holes to save on mopping time

(if a bartender thinks your actual health is in danger but you're still asking for more they'll just jerk off into a cocktail glass and feed you that so you can still get another wristband. you're too drunk to tell the difference so he's probably doing your liver a favour)

take off the wristbands when you're done and someone will call you a taxi (free if you let the cabbie use you on your way home)

just a little fantasy I came up with while I was supposed to be focusing on something else :3

keep me like this<3

just had one of the best self pleasuring experience in a few months, life is amazing right now

×.•°☆ you are on public transport, that makes you public property. it was silly of you to wear a bra in the first place, dummy ☆°•.×

After one sided love, manipulation, guilt tripping, almost getting abused, the world finally gives you a guy who's nice, declares their love constantly and seems like someone who wouldn't ever want to hurt you.

Only for you to not feel the slightest attraction towards him.

i feel attacked by this, cus it's true

You think you know her because you’ve seen her selfies.

Read her reviews.

Scrolled her curated little life.

But you don’t know her.

Not until you’ve seen her Tumblr.

Where the filters drop.

Where the fantasies are raw.

Where she reblogs things she’d never dare say out loud.

That’s where she tells the truth—

and the truth is filthy and beautiful.

play with me please🥺

every 1 note = 1 spank on my dumb cunt with hairbrush

every 5 notes = 1 day without orgasm

every 15 notes = 1 slap on my tits and ass

every 10 notes = 1 night with clippers on my nipples

every 20 notes = 1 hour with clipper on my clit

every 30 notes = 1 slurp of toilet water

every 50 notes = 1 day with plugged ass and taped clit

every 75 notes = 1 edge with belt around my throat

every 100 notes = 1 drink of my own piss

i want to be at your mercy, i want to depend on you and what you decide to do with me

the count goes till end of april, when the may starts i'll become pathetic whore🥺

please, like and reblog to teach me a lesson of how to be a good and useful set of holes🥺