OH IT REMINDS ME OF MY FANFICTION GKDNGJDNFJD IT'S SO GOOD:0

"Fingerbang" (lol) for day 4 of @styleweek

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Being a queer-o hero ain't easy

obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

Babygirlification of kyle broflovski

Honestly it broke my heart when Deidamia was mean to Patroclus and they fucked anyway because every time he describes himself it’s how he perceives he’s being judged. It’s tragic as shit. And even if Achilles had showered Patroclus with praise, Pat wouldn’t include it in the story because he was so focused on saving Achilles’ memory. With that, some thoughts I think Achilles had:

Oh no, what if he gets in trouble. What if he gets beaten or — he’s so shy that can’t happen to him, he’s be so humiliated I gotta find him PAT! PAT! BUDDY, WHERE’D YOU GO?!

He can play whatever fucking lyre he wants, you prick.

Imma boop his nose. No wait that’s so weird he’ll— imma boop his nose with my nose. Agh no— OH SHIT IM DOIN IT. IM BOOPING HIS NOSE.

OH SHIT IM DOIN IT IM RUNNIN UP THE BEACH

Dad I don’t want new frenn I want Pat.

We are older. He is taller than me now.

This fucking little statue. It’s fucking me. I fucking love it. Oh god I like it so much. It’s so cute. Oh man oh shit oh god I look like a derp because I like this fucking little me so much.

My beautiful boy my beautiful boy my beautiful boy my beautiful — fuck, he’s done brushing his teeth. Play it cool.

Maybe if I impale myself with a stick he would rub some nice salve on me and bandage me up with his strong hands. Achilles, you sly dog. 😎

Patpatpat I hadadream you didn’t love —That we— oh thank god I’m awake and he’s holding me.

He’s still asleep with his arms around me and hasn’t let go all night. His chest pressing into my back is so warm I could cry. Thank god he’s still asleep. He wouldn’t want me if he knew how I needed him, how it really was. I’m getting the pillow soaking wet, his hand is curled just beside my cheek and my tears slide between his fingers. Shit. I mean to ease away from him but all my body will do is hug tight the sleep-heavy arm circling my chest. Endymion clutching the moon’s perfect crescent. What will he think of me? What if he regrets — oh shit, I’m gonna wake him up, I’m shaking so bad and crying so loud and he— Achilles? Fuck. Achilles, are you ok? Hey, easy. It’s ok. Oh no, come here. Is it your mom? Achilles, it’s alright. Don’t you know nothing can take me away from you? It’s alright. Everything’s alright.

You ever felt like you could eat the world but like … not cook it? Gotta be a word for that. oh my god look at him. I will literally do anything to get him to come put his head in my lap and look at my face so I can look at his face and he can look at my face and his big sad eyes are so sweet how is anyone so sweet?!

How imma ever stop kissing this cute face? How imma ever stop smooshing this cute bod? Omg I missed a spot! Imma kiss it. My beautiful boy how could I ever stop loving you.

I swear it. My most beloved.

Scyros isnt so far. He’ll never stop looking for me. He couldn’t do that, not when he knows I’ll die without—-

—he thinks I left him. Oh my god, he thinks I don’t want him— I— what— no- he must be so angry and I can’t even tell him -I can’t even say — oh my god I broke his heart.

Pat you can’t leave again I didn’t want to do it I missed you I was dying it was like dying Pat dont you get it I did it for you I did everything for you I had to do it I had to be with you don’t you get it Patroclus I couldn’t let you think I left you I would do anything I would kill myself before I let you think I didn’t want you please can’t you see me can’t you fucking see my face I didn’t want to i don’t want anything but you all I want is you Patroclus please say something.

I will never leave him. It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Welcome Home - Clown Illustration Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Wally Darling (Welcome Home)/Reader Characters: Wally Darling (Welcome Home), You, Barnaby B. Beagle (Welcome Home), Julie Joyful (Welcome Home), Frank Frankly (Welcome Home), Eddie Dear (Welcome Home), Sally Starlet (Welcome Home), Howdy Pillar (Welcome Home), Poppy Partridge (Welcome Home) Additional Tags: Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Painting, wally is in love with you, like head over heels for you, Mutual Pining, Sweet, 5+1 Things, Flowers, Comfort, i am obsessed with writing for him, I Wrote This While Listening to Melanie Martinez's Music, Title from a Melanie Martinez Song, Fell First/Fell Harder, reader is majestic, Minor Eddie Dear/Frank Frankly - Freeform, pretend that they can eat and drink in here, ok? ok!, i wrote this in one sitting, I Tried Summary:

Five times you fell for the first time all over again for Wally Darling and one time it was revealed that he actually fell way harder.

AAAAAAAAA GO READ IT PLEASE THANK UUUUUUU

almost 3am and i'm thinking of writing another wally x reader hhhhhhh

Father and son bonding time. They have the same type ;)

"goth stan!" "stan's a jock!" wrong. stan's a fucking idiot - hope this helps

putting "ruby cruz" as the name of my morning alarm so i know remember the reason i'm waking up every day