Reasons Why Crocodile Would Find Dragon Gaining Weight To Be Hot

Okay but Jimbei is like, an old pirate. Joining the Strawhats is basically his retirement job. He’s like “ugh man I’ve been doing all this political maneuvering for decades it’s so exhausting” and Luffy pops up like “wow lame wanna join my Funtime crew instead? I’ll let you punch whoever you want” and Jimbei’s like yeah. I do want that actually.

idk if that's just me but i ADORE all might in canon. like he's generally a good dude who dedicated his whole life to other people. he's trying his best to bond with his students and become good teacher. he didn't stop helping people even after been injured. he made sure that people were as secure and protected as it was possible.

listen i can see why so many kids in mha are inspired by him

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH MELISSA SHIELD--

(i love them so much)

but on the other hand (in fanon) I HATE THIS FUCKER SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA

author on ao3: all might pass his power to middle schooler not having previous experience with tutoring and did not run this decision with his guardiand and did not inform his teachers in ua

me: FUCK HIM

author on ao3: all might crashed izuku's dreams and left him alone on the rooftop

me: THIS BASTARD

author on ao3: all might didn't stop bakugou during training even when he almost killed izuku

me: SHITFACE

autor on ao3: all might watched how izuku crashed his limbs while using OFA and didn't ask other teachers for help

me: gimme knife I'm going to dismember some old men

i know that these are all canon events and all might doesn't have to be always right i understand that. BUT when it happens in fics (even without all might bashing) this shit hits different you know

me, looking at shigaraki who slowly goes insane: he's just silly little guy who does silly little things

i CAN and WILL headcanon half of the mha characters as aroaces and neither you nor god can stop me.

me, giving paper medal with word 'aroace' on it to my favorite character: i give you the greatest honor that i have.

i need an AU where everything stays exactly the same except for izuku's acting like average struggling student

all for one: what will you do hero? i will steal one for all and this will be my victory!

izuku: get over yourself man i have three essays and a presentation to complete and deadline is tomorrow!

villain: i'll kill you and your little friends, deku!

izuku: the only one who allowed to kill me is mic-sensei because i forgot about english homework! SMASH!!!

Dragon is one growl away from scruffing Sabo and carrying him around like a mama cat.

There’s been a time or two when Dragon- in full Amaru form- has snapped Sabo up by the back of his shirt to go lay him down for a nap. Which he ends up getting roped into because Sabo- for whatever reason- is a very restless sleeper when alone.

So this is how the supreme commander of the Revolutionary army ends up curled up like a giant winged cinnamon roll, with a feral little boy snoozing in his ruff of feathers.

honestly i think it would be hilarious if all todoroki siblings attended the UA's hero course at some point

'white-red hair, daddy issues and insanity in eyes? you must be todoroki'

and it would be ten times funnier if all of them were at aizawa's homeroom cuz honestly at least toya would be in the same level of chaotic good as midoriya.

aizawa: *slides the door open in the first day of school year and sees painfully familiar red and white hair*

aizawa: nope thanks i quit

just imagine: natsuo finally graduates and UA stuff can sit back and relax and then BOOM! GUESS WHAT it's shouto fucking todoroki and he's UNWELL AND READY TO CAUSE TROUBLE

you know i really appreciate fics in which author explores how much teachers and society fucked up bakugou by not correcting his behavior and putting a lot of pressure to become the best hero. ESPECIALLY if in the process these issues get addressed and fixed not leaving bakugou as villain or ende-whore number two.

but fics in which izuku goes absolutely feral full-on "YOU'RE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME EXPLOSION BITCH!?" and kicks kacchan's ass hold a special place in my heart.

cringe in english simply doesn't exist.

if english isn't your first language you probably know what I'm talking about. like, when you say something in english it sounds completely fine but then you say exactly the same thing in your native language and just.... eww...

so we all know that yamada is pretty fluent in english (otherwise he wouldn't become a teacher, right?) and he probably was really good in it at his school years. so he started to use more and more phrases or even say whole sentences in english and what he was saying became progressively cringe over passing time.

my point is yamada hizashi is a man who actively slaughter cringe culture every single day for 30 years and you can't change my mind.

aizawa who was hanging out with yamada and shirakumo during ua time become completely blind to cringe. am i talking about his fashion choices? ... maybe.

concept building on Impel Down where the marines have to just make the executive decision to stop putting Luffy in prison altogether because no matter where they put him he just breaks out and frees all the other prisoners while he's at it so it's just a net loss every single time

new recruit being like "we've captured the pirate king!! surely a criminal of this caliber should be put in [whatever the WG's latest high security hell prison is]" and his older captain is like "AHAHAH no we will nOT put Prison Breaks Georg in the place we need to be mOST CERTAIN IS NEVER COMPROMISED"

his bounty no longer says dead or alive anymore like nah just KILL that sucker