the reason why I'm so in love with league of villains is pretty simple. they are all freaking losers
dabi:
- theatre kid
- has terrible skin
- embodiment of daddy issues
shigaraki:
- gamer
- has terrible skin
- and definitely issues with parental figure
toga:
- a little bit hyperfixated high school fangirl
- probably writes fics about herself and uraraka (and occasionally izuku)
- she has a good skin tho i give her that
- and mommy issues
twice:
- his character arc is build on the fact that he's loser
spinner:
- the guy is basically a lizard
- knowing his love for stain i would say that he has watch To Much of true crime
mr. compress:
- embodiment of old school gay man
- pretty stylish gay man i can respect that
kurogiri:
- Tired Guardian Figure (TM)
ngl i absolutely love some of the hero and support characters *intensive stare at hatsume* but those freaks speak with me in a whole new level
they're pathetic little fuckers and (not to be dramatic) i would die for them and their dynamic
Hi! Just wanted to show you guys this edit I made today, hope you'll like it
Song: Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez
poor law is experiencing horrors and the horrors are members of monkey d. family
Mini mingo and mini cora are absolutely adorable and perfect, and i cant stop imagining law’s reaction to them and the ✨implications✨ of them being twins lmaoo
Poor Law.
every woman thinks she's evil and irredeemable for making a few avoidable mistakes while every man goes about his day thinking he's normal after having emotionally tortured at least 5 different women
An animatic for my beloved @blackholeca and her fic Pied Piper!!
Reading the fic and being a part of the discord server and the community has been a blast, and I’ve made some really good friends. I appreciate y’all. Enjoy!
(Edit: Apparently my software messed with the timing D: )
More of the AU where Crocodile found out who Luffy was during Alabasta. (Here is the first comic!)
I received this ask:
"I saw your post about your Crocodile reacting to canon Crocodile’s antics and was wondering what you see the follow-up being? like would canon Crocodile hunt down canon Dragon and give him a beatdown for leaving their baby with Garp? And/or would he try to be involved in Luffy’s life as a parent?"
I was talking to Salasana (who wrote an epic Crocodad fic~) about this on bluesky, who suggested that Crocodile would probably abandon Alabasta and "disband" Baroque Works (to later reform it into Cross Guild.) But since he never actually got defeated by Luffy, he doesn't have a lot of faith in his son's abilities to not die like an idiot. So he tries to get him to go back home with no success. The dialogue in this is by Salasana too ;3 I do think he'd try to have a relationship with Luffy, it's just off to a rocky and weird start *lol*
And yes, he would try to find Dragon and once he does...? Who knows what will happen! Hihihi.
you know i really appreciate fics in which author explores how much teachers and society fucked up bakugou by not correcting his behavior and putting a lot of pressure to become the best hero. ESPECIALLY if in the process these issues get addressed and fixed not leaving bakugou as villain or ende-whore number two.
but fics in which izuku goes absolutely feral full-on "YOU'RE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME EXPLOSION BITCH!?" and kicks kacchan's ass hold a special place in my heart.
Shanks, still conversing with Mihawk on a snail call: So, Hawkeyes, this baby of yours? Tell me about it! Is it cute!?
Mihawk: My child's name is Dracule Talon. He looks just like me. He will be quite handsome when he grows up, but to answer your question, right now he is very cute.
Talon: *gags*
Shanks: Does he have your eyes?
Mihawk: Yes, quite so.
Shanks: Sweet!
Mihawk: He also has my hair.
Shanks: Aww!
Mihawk: And his feathers are quite soft.
Shanks: ....his uh, what?
Mihawk: His dagger-like fingers are impressive as well.
Shanks: Umm, okay...
Mihawk: He loves to eat tuna meat, fresh caught from the sea. I blend it with grapes and nuts, so we both enjoy it.
Shanks: *slight gagging noise*
Mihawk: He's also already very good with a blade. When I first carried him, I never thought I could be a father. Yet, here we are... *notices Buggy accidentally splashed him with a drink while setting a glass down* Oh Buggy, you did this to me.
Shanks: *choking on the other end* B-Buggy!?!? Your son came from Buggy???
Mihawk: Technically, Buggy alerted me to Talon's existence. However, the child did come from an Egg-oh, Talon, save some of that for Crocodile later, would you?
Shanks: E-Eg-EGG!? .....*line goes quiet*
Mihawk: My apologies, Shanks, where was I? ....Shanks?
Buggy: *yelling at the receiver* Benn, are you there? Did he faint?
Benn: Yep. Out cold. *looooong sigh* Talk to you later, I guess. *hangs up the call*
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Continuation of this post. XD
they will never make me disown you sparkly french boi 😔✊
cr: the song is Gold, Guns, Girls by Metric
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Cross guild romance prompt:
When S-Hawk and S-Croc are first brought to the Guild or taken in, they both bond with their adult organic counterparts. But they actually really REALLY love Buggy.
He has that energy of Safe For Children, he's actually really really good with kiddos, especially ones with trauma. He really became the kinda person he wanted and needed when he was a lil'un. Buggy really likes kids, honestly, he just doesn't interact with them much, especially lately what with his newfound notoriety. Back in the East, at least, he could go relatively under cover and set up a circus event. Now, he's got his hands tied with options.
Crocodile and Mihawk are both surprised by this but don't particularly care. So what if the clown can make balloon animals and makes the boys actually smile and laugh? He's just a clown. Clowns do that. Whatever.
It only comes to a head when, late one evening, Mihawk goes to check on the boys when he senses a strange disturbance. Buggy beat him there. The swordsman watches from the doorway as Birdie (his own seraphim, name pending, nickname in the meantime) sits on the clown's lap, rubbing tears from his eyes. Angel (Croc's seraphim, name pending, nickname in the meantime) is wrapped up against the clown's chest. The three are in the rocking chair, Buggy holding both of the boys close, comforting them with hands in hair or petting backs. And he's singing softly to them. It's a language Mihawk has never heard before, to his knowledge. Though it DOES remind him of some of the seemingly senseless babble from Shanks when he drank far too much. He stays in the shadows, watching. Observing. Memorizing.
He refuses to acknowledge the warmth in his chest as anything other than mild heartburn.
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Crocodile is faced with a similar situation but very much different. It's midday for one. And there are no tears or need for comfort involved for another.
It was a cooler day, and he'd seen hide nor hair from the clown for more than a few hours. Truly, a horrific notion.
He ends up finding Buggy in the kitchen, hair in a messy bun and wearing an apron. The kids are with him as well, in oversized aprons. All three are a mess, laughing, flour and powdered sugar on her faces, aprons, in their hair. It's chaotic. It's loud. It's... happy.
Crocodile just watches for a bit, as the boys bounce and squeal over the dark chocolate and red velvet cake they made, Buggy gently walking them through piping designs. He chuckles when they make a mistake, nudges them with his hip and calls it "avant garde", waves off any concern. He's gentle with them as he guides tiny, deceptively soft little hands in loops and designs, laying out stencils and sifting powdered sugar to make shapes. It's cavity inducing.
Especially when Angel, hair held back with a headband decorated with frogs, looks up at Buggy and asks without hesitation, "Can we take some to Father and Papa, mama Bug?"
Crocodile tenses. His eyes go wide. Has the clown been coaching them, has he been-
Then he catches sight of Buggy blushing, staring wide eyed at Angel. "What did you call me, Angie?"
"Called you mama Bug. Why?"
Buggy kneels down, smiling softly despite the visible confusion. "Why did you call me that, gumdrop?"
Birdie chips in at that point, leaning to peek over his brother's shoulder. "Because you're Mama."
Buggy giggles, tucking a loose curl back. "I meant, where did you silly sweeties learn that?"
Both boys grin brightly. "Books! And that story book you read us all the time, the one with the princes and knights and dragons! Papa is the big dragon, and Father is the king!" They both turn blinding smiles at the clown. "And you're the queen! 'Cause the queen is nice and warm and fun and smart and pretty! And the queen is the princes' mama, so you're mama. Mamas are supposed to be nice and cozy and take care of us. Like you do! So you're mama!"
Buggy sniffles, smiling so fondly, so softly, it makes something in Crocodile thump roughly. He won't put a name to it. He refuses.
When Buggy cups the boys' cheeks, presses a kiss to their foreheads, the logia user turns on his heel and walks away.
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Just. The seraphims up and deciding that the cross guild leaders are the parents and playing accidentally-on-purpose matchmakers. Mihawk and Crocodile angrily falling for the Clown because the introduction of children has opened a new face for him, a new perspective to view and they're so pissed about it. They don't even want to beat him up anymore. They lay awake at night thinking about him. They're so mad. They're feral.
The kids are just like "wow, our dads are dumb. We should help!"
Cue a series of absolutely wild shenanigans, and Buggy is just. So confused. Then so done. So tired. He needs a nap. Maybe an energy drink. Maybe both at once.
S-Hawk and S-Croco makes sense to bond with their adult counterparts or come to a mutual tolerance of each other. The seraphim children really REALLY love Buggy because he has that SAFE energy for kids. I like that headcanon that he’s really good with kiddos, indeed he became the person for children that he wanted when he was little bug.
Buggy must be scared of interacting with kids after becoming one of the Emperor of the Sea. Yeah, Buggy could be a ringmaster and other performers in a circus back in the East Blue.
Headcanon: Buggy can make the greatest balloon animals because why not?
Mihawk going to check on the boys and find Buggy beat him to it, the clown hugging them both and calming them both. Birdie and Angel (holy stars what cute nicknames, let me guess all three have to come to a decision on what S-Croco and S-Hawk’s names will truly be and the seraphims must agree on them) Then Buggy starts singing to them! Mihawk’s heart!
Love One Piece having different languages than the common one… Maybe the language that the clown is singing in the Wado’s original language! Or maybe Roger or another Roger Pirate could speak another language and that’s what Buggy is singing in? IDK
Crocodile facing a similar situation, but it’s happier and more fun because the kids and Buggy are making treats (When you wrote that Crocodile having seen Buggy more than a couple times and to Crocodile it was a horrifying notion… does that mean Crocodile was looking for Buggy!!!) That mafia boss finding Buggy in the kitchen with the children. Awwwwwwwwww
It’s chaotic fun for Buggy and the seraphims, and they are making dark chocolate and red velvet cake! That’s so fucking cute! Squealing and wanting to kick my feet in the air of how cute the imagines I see are!!! Buggy walking them through piping the best he can, telling them that their mistakes don’t matter, and the cake still looks amazing. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
How Angel (love the headband decorated with frogs, you know that was once Buggy’s headbands or Buggy bought it for him) shocks both adults because he calls Crocodile - Father, Mihawk - Papa, and Buggy - Mama Bug! (I don't think it's only because Angel called Buggy - Mama) So, does Birdie call Mihawk - Father and Crocodile - Papa?
Crocodile thinking Buggy taught him to do that, but Buggy is as confused Crocodile is (Calling the Seraphim Gumdrop, that’s a cute nickname) Birdie agreeing with his brother about calling Buggy - Mama Bug and they learned it from books. (I read like Birdie was the one saying it, so Papa Crocodile is the big dragon, Father Mihawk being the king and Mama Buggy as the queen)
Buggy being emotional about this is so him. Crocodile’s heart thumping against his chest while Buggy is pressing a kiss on their foreheads. Going back to making the cake with Angel and Birdie as Crocodile leaves the kitchen, probably going to where Mihawk is.
Love that the seraphims are accidentally-on-purpose matchmakers and deciding the cross leaders are their parents. Love how Mihawk and Crocodile are anger that they are falling for the clown. Love that those two are lying awake and thinking about Buggy.
The kids thinking their dada are dumb and think everything will be well if they help. In the end everything was fine… but in the middle? Holy stars what did those two do? Yeah, Buggy will be needing bot an energy drink and a nap, so confused and done with what’s happening.
20 y.o. agender aroace: they call me AAA battery. king of poor grammar skills (sorry).
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