IM NOT READY I FEEL ILL PLEASE IM SO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED-

Another one!

C!Dream.....I am very conflicted over you.

/\<>/\

now kiss /j

hey, we can stay just as abnormal about the dsmp in 2024 together, okay?

He is but a little creeture

This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

OMG IMP AND SKIZZ??? I'M SUCH A BIG FAN!!

/j

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I would like to propose a new hardcore series involving the life series players. In this series, you have 'kings' and 'pawns', and the goal of the series is to keep your king alive until the end. The players are divided into 3 groups chosen by the king. The group with the last king, so even if you are still alive and your king dies, you die as well. The main catch is that the kings are the players known for dying the most, aka Jimmy, Skizz, and Scar

I gotchu

Day 96: Hey! Could you hold him for a sec?

Hermits as customers I’ve seen in my various jobs (fast food restaurant, grocery store, and bank)

Doc: confidently declared he could handle suicide- level hot sauce only to end up having a minor asthma attack

Scar: lost 37 bank cards in four months and had a note on her profile to not give her anymore until she could prove she could responsibly use them

Xisuma: insisted that I had to give him free water with his meal and claimed it was illegal for me to withhold the basic right from him (I looked it up, at least where I’m from it is not a law)

Etho: upon me complimenting their My Hero Academia shirt and pins, looked me up and down and said “I’ve never seen the show in my life, stop harassing me”

Ren: asked me out by writing me his number and soundcloud account on the back of an important document, causing me to be investigated by corporate for bribery and collusion

Cleo: said she felt sorry for me being forced to work because of capitalism, turned out to be a stripper who strongly hinted she was robbing the people she performed for

Stress: was very excited to open up their child’s bank account and teach them all about financial responsibility, later was investigated for potential money laundering using the account

Bdubs: took about five minutes looking over the menu to realize we were in fact a shawarma restaurant and not the ice cream store that closed a decade ago

Grian: bought three hundred dollars of bread

Mumbo: broke two different ATMs, both times completely by accident, both resulting in his card accidentally being shredded by the machines

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ITS 50/50 GUYS PLS GO VOTE SCAR

VOTE SCAR!!!!!!!

SCAR SCAR SCAR SCAR SCARSCARSCARSCAR