Okay, But In The Batman, Gordon Seems Like The Only Cop That’s Ever Glad To See Batman There? Maybe

Kidnapper holding Stiles ransom: Try anything funny and he gets it!

Sheriff Stilinski: Don't kill him!

Kidnapper: We won't do nothing so long as we get what we want.

Sheriff Stilinski: I wasn't talking to you. Stiles, don't you dare do anything!

Kidnapper: W-what?

I think it is hilarious that when Dazai left his little villain perch in the mafia, he couldn’t quite shake the innate urge to be a menace and his only outlet is tormenting select coworkers at the ADA (Kunikida) to feed the evil little monster at the back of his mind that does a delighted little victory dance every time he manages to make Kunikida’s blood pressure rise and it is hilarious to me that he actually gets twitchy when he can’t get a rise out of Kunikida and starts foaming at the mouth bc he needs his evil fix for the day

Stiles: just rip it off. Like a band-aid

Liam: I'm in love with Theo

Stiles: put the band-aid back on

Eileen: *bursts in* WHO ATE MY MUFFINS, I WILL FUCKING-

Jack: It was me. I’m sorry, Eileen.

Eileen: Oh no, it’s okay! You know what, I’ll go get you some more, just you wait. *rushes out the door*

Dean, Sam, and Cas: *looking terrified for their lives*

Jack: *sips apple juice calmly* You guys owe me.

Cicero: Ah, yes. Humor based on my pain

Sithis definitely has a sense of humor, given the fact that it's implied he made cicero Like That on purpose.

Techno: He's a volatile species, he can't be trusted...

Phil: *takes a sip of his tea* What are you on about?

Techno: I swear, Phil, he's got that shifty look in his eyes.

Ranboo: *walks into the cabin* Hi! I just wanted to drop this off before I go mining. *sets a pie on the table* Bye!

Techno: *cuts a slice*... This is filled with golden carrots and honey... *takes a bite*

Phil: Still think he's suspicious?

Techno: *crying because the pie tastes amazing* He's a vicious beast, Phil, I swear.

Phil: Mhm, sure.

"There's too much of an obsession these days with knives and arrows. You could kill anyone just as easily with a well timed spell."

*Game Crashes*

Sheriff Stilinski, answering a call to the loft: I came as fast as I could, what’s the emergency?

Derek: I accidentally raised my voice at Stiles and I need to be arrested.

Sheriff Stilinski:

Sheriff Stilinski, softer: Derek, we’ve talked about this.

Steven: FOUR MONTHS!

Marc: What is he talking about?

Jake: It's honestly not that big of a deal-

Steven: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU SAT THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!