Jekyll: Jasper-- Jasper, hey Jasper, Jasper listen to me-
Jasper: I- Yes??
Jekyll: What do you call a werewolf that knows a lot of things?
Jasper: I... Don't know?
Jekyll: An... AWARE-wolf :D:D:D
Jasper: I...
Jekyll: Get it??? Aware like WERE-
Jasper: Sir, please, I get it, but when was the last time you slept?
Jekyll: I have NO IDEA :D:D:D:D
Steven: Pigeon
Marc:
*Minutes later*
Steven: Dog
Marc: ??
*Minutes later*
Steven: Mouse
Marc: STEVEN WHY??
Steven: I like acknowledging their presence. Sometimes I wish people would do that to me. It makes me feel real
Marc:
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Marc, seeing Steven in a reflection: Steven
Steven: ?
Marc, seeing Steven in a puddle: Steven
Steven: Aw wait Marc are you- 🥺 thanks man
Marc:
Marc: :)
Sam: I'm Sam. Short for Samuel
Castiel: I'm Cas. Short for Castiel
Gabriel: I'm Gabriel. I'm just short
Stiles: *throws lamp at derek*
Derek: what the hell?!
Stiles: lighten the fuck up.
cicero acts like a fool but this bitch outran a werewolf on his shorter than usual imperial leggies, significantly wounded said werewolf, got past the troll that had somehow broken into the sanctuary despite literally bleeding the whole way, and will still fite u if u fail to pickpocket him.
I think it is hilarious that when Dazai left his little villain perch in the mafia, he couldn’t quite shake the innate urge to be a menace and his only outlet is tormenting select coworkers at the ADA (Kunikida) to feed the evil little monster at the back of his mind that does a delighted little victory dance every time he manages to make Kunikida’s blood pressure rise and it is hilarious to me that he actually gets twitchy when he can’t get a rise out of Kunikida and starts foaming at the mouth bc he needs his evil fix for the day
Ginny, the twins, and Ron don't confide in Percy like the other siblings at Hogwarts. Percy feels useless as a big brother and not needed, so once more reminds them that he's always in the library if they change their minds. While Percy's working on an assignment at his normal spot, light shuffling steps stop right before him. Percy's head is buried in a book and he's half paying attention when a small first year asks him for help. The boy confesses that he overheard Percy tell his family he was always available for help, and he thought since he doesn't have any siblings or friends he could ask Percy for help.
Percy agreed reluctantly not realizing he immediately said yes to someone who's not a Weasley sibling. At the end when they finished the first year Gryffindor is appreciative and more confident, rushing off with a big smile.
A couple days later Percy's at the table when he hears something, perking his head up there are now a few first years with pleading eyes. He waves them over and bright smiles shine back at him.
A week later Percy lifts his eyes above his book and he sees he's surrounded by a small crowd of children, ranging in houses and eager for his guidance. There are some Slytherins who show up to the session Percy leads shy and excited. At a certain point the first years bring homemade cookies (requested by children from parents), knitted/crochet items, and drawings of him/random things to gift him for allowing them to hang out with Percy.
Tubbo, plucking flowers: Ranboo loves me
Tubbo: he loves me not.
Tubbo: he loves me
Tubbo, picking the last petal: he loves me not :(
Ranboo, bursting into the room with armfuls of flowers: Wait try again i think that's wrong
/p :))
It had been a few hours since Bruno’s return to Casita. The Madrigals were currently dispersed, helping the townsfolk move bricks to make some semblance of walls. In one corner of the remnants of Casita, Bruno was tucked away.
Maybe things will be okay.
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rating: teen and up (not kid friendly!) (camilo uses the f-word)
hurt/comfort (more comfort than hurt)
camilo uses they/them pronouns
camilla the rat makes an appearance
(also fair warning I am very much white and do not speak spanish, any advice/comments would be much appreciated!)
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