Jekyll: I Turned Out Perfectly Fine! I'm Perfectly Okay!

Kira: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Void!Stiles: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Ango: “Why do you also have a crazy straw?”

Oda: “It makes drinking whiskey more enjoyable.”

Marc: My body is a temple.

Marc: Ancient, crumbling, and either cursed or haunted but probably both.

The Eighth Doctor was born in a mortuary cooler, and regenerated whilst undead at the behest of the remains of the long-dead old order of Gallifrey. Fascinating how he had so much life to him when he was so surrounded by death.

Malia: Are you having another depressive episode?

Stiles: A depressive episode?

Stiles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

*the betas do something stupid and dangerous*

Stiles: I’m not mad, just disappointed

Derek: I’m mad.

He needs a name

Scott: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Stiles, turning to Theo: How tall are you?

Megamind AU

where Megamind is still doing supervilliany things like trying to take over the city, robbing banks, creating over the top schemes with way too many stages to defeat Metroman

BUT

He’s also a favourite of many Metro City citizens because he is always willing to drink his Respect Women Juice™ and always down to bat for the underdog.

Being followed by a creep? The invisible car is there to offer you a ride home and Megamind’s pointing a weird-looking gun at the creep.

Your boss giving you the chills? All his dirty laundry is all over the web and his entire bank account has been donated to charity.

Trying to escape an abusive environment? Knock on the ‘Secret’ Lair’s door and he’ll get you an entirely new living arrangement, a restraining order and enough money to get you back on your feet.

Need medication that you can’t afford? Megamind just robbed a pharmacy and his physiology doesn’t agree with human medication.

Megamind gives away free mini De-Guns that dehydrate people for half an hour since it acts as an excellent deterrent. (He somehow managed to argue it into legality by comparing it to Mace.) 

Roxanne makes exactly one mention of Hal the cameraman not taking no for an answer before she gets a new cameraman the next day who is exceedingly polite towards her and goes pale whenever Megamind looks at him.

Megamind may have been raised by criminals but he was raised by criminals who were mostly victims of circumstance and thus gave him standards.

I like to think that the Traveler subconsciously connected Lyney to Venti and that's why they took the betrayal so hard.

It's the only reason I can come up with on why they were so upset about it despite only knowing Lyney for a day.