gabriel, throwing an arm around jack: ah! my nephewlim!
[Cas and A disheveled Gabriel meeting up with Sam and Dean for ice cream after a day at the park]
Sam:*shocked when he sees Gabriel* What happened babe?
Cas:*holding an ice cream cone,sitting on Deans lap* Instead of feeding bread to the ducks Gabriel fed them bird seeds and they all turned on him.
Sam:Turned? *wide eyes* as in..?
Cas:*pulls out his phone,shows him a video he filmed where Gabriel is standing on a bench,clutching bird seeds to his chest while all around him ducks quack angrily*
Dean:If he was standing on a bench then why does he look like the ducks walked over him?
Cas:Watch.
[In the video Gabe jumps off the bench and properly trips over his own feet,ducks attack,pecking and start stepping over him]
Sam:*hugging Gabe* my poor baby.
Dean:*laughing* Aw man that’s awesome. Send me that.
Gabe:Your boyfriend didn’t help me at all!
Cas:If I would have helped you I would have never filmed a great video.
Gabe:You threw more bird seeds at me!
Cas:*smiling* it was very funny.
c!Dream: I have created a much more peaceful L’Manberg by having them exile Tommyinnit
c!Ranboo: You screwed over an already ruined nation, is what you did. Look at the inhabitants. They all have unresolved trauma and severe trust issues
Teen skk but they casually bonk their head for no reason. Like two cats bumping their heads. You see Chuuya standing and texting and here comes Dazai. He bumps their head together (from front) to peek at the screen.
"Who are you texting?"
"Your mom"
Dazai taking a nap somewhere and here comes Chuuya to full force smash his forehead against Dazai’s only to say
"Let's go to the arcade"
"I'm not a child like you"
"We're both 15 Dazai"
Dean: What do you think is the height of stupidity?
Castiel: Hold on. Hey, Gabriel how tall are you?
Eddie keeps it a secret from hellfire incase dustin or Erika try to tap Steve for secrets but Steve actually helps eddie workshop new ideas and characters. And the thing is he gets really into it, he loves figuring out the right ‘voice’ for each character with Eddie, he has his favourite npcs that he always asks Eddie for updates on after each campaign. He takes it personally when the party accidentally kill one of his silly little guys. Eddie dreads telling him, the whole drive home he’s chewing on a hang nail trying to figure out if he can bring Steve’s brainchild back.
Steve doesn’t get misty eyed, he just gets shitty with all of the party and they have no idea why. No context as to why steve is suddenly making comments of ‘well maybe you should just kill me about it’ and pouting. Eventually he gets so wound up he lets slip about it all and it’s absolute chaos. The kids are losing their minds. Steve!!! Backseat playing dnd!!!!! They do not rest until he joins a proper game, going out of their way to kill any npcs they suspect are Steve’s and eventually he folds much to Eddie’s amusement
wilbur: how did you and phil first meet, anyways?
techno: oh, he was hitchhiking up from the hospital one night so i picked him up. he said thanks but how do you know i’m not a serial killer?
techno: so i said the chances of two serial killers being in the same car were astronomical.
-Ranpo, probably
Ever since I found the theory that the 9th Doctors leather jacket used to belong to Fitz I can't help but imagine senerios where Jack mistakes a confused Fitz for The Doctor because he recognized that leather jacket.
[The squad is trying to con some random guy]
Tommy: Um, Tubbo, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Tubbo: We need money!
Tommy: You're scamming him?
Tubbo: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Tommy: What?! No way!
Tubbo: Why not? We already stole Ranboo!
Ranboo: Hey guys
Tommy: No, we didn't. Ranboo can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Ranboo: I wanna steal
The Eighth Doctor was born in a mortuary cooler, and regenerated whilst undead at the behest of the remains of the long-dead old order of Gallifrey. Fascinating how he had so much life to him when he was so surrounded by death.