BARKSCALIBUR 

big bitch and little bitch are beautiful names for baby boys

Here's some photos after the movie 🥰

Tickets for Revenge of the Sith had been bought. If you're watching it in the central Indiana area be on the look out for someone dressed up as a shitty Palpatine. That'll be me (Maybe? Unless someone else is doing it too) 💗

For the Crosshair girlies, have a playlist 🤭

Crosshair 🖤❤️😈🔫🚬

(There's no toothpick emoji so I had to substitute 🥲)

when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

I miss playing my boy Krakon 🥲

Omg all of this is so.....just so true. My dad and stepmom never trusted my brother and I, they'd give us hell just for the stupidest things like "Oh you didn't go outside? You're grounded for a week, not electronics, no door for your room. In fact your punishment shall be doing squats in a corner while reading a children's book about lying" and other things like that and it'd always be for the stupidest shit ever. I hated it and eventually left cause it was causing so much hurt. They'd say they were doing this cause they loved us and wanted better for us but it sure as hell didn't feel like it.

Problematic Animals I Work With-an incomplete list

POKEY-kemp’s ridley sea turtle

Picky eater

Spits out food with vitamins in it

WOLVERINE-sand tiger shark

Steals food from other sharks

Bites at feeding tongs instead of the fish

VARIOUS CLOWNFISH SPECIES

Pretty much all of the ones we have have bitten me

In general, they are jerk faces

JUVENILE GREEN SEA TURTLE (from recent cold stun event)

Lil piggy at feeding time

Pooped on me (very stinky)

CARBONADO-carolina diamondback terrapin

Messy eater

Crawls through sand then disperses it in water bowl/newly cleaned habitat

GREEN MORAY EEL

Steals food from innocent sea star

Derps around habitat looking for food like he’s never been fed before in his whole entire life (though his fat rolls tell a different story)

If anyone knows how to keep these punks in line, let me know-because they sure as heck don’t listen to me! 

Would I fuck them?

Tech

ABSOLUTELY

- Smart

- Funny

- Can answer all your questions

- PRETTY

- I could listen to him info dump for hours with no complaints

- I'd love to dance with him. He'd probably say no but then bust it down sensitive style in private

- I would happily hand him tools he needs

Echo

YES

- Sassy

- Funny

- Reliable

- Pretty

- EFFICIENT

- Has been through tramatic shit and I just want to hold him and say it's okay

- I would also love to dance with him, if he dances as well as he flies I'm DEAD and SWOONING

Crosshair

It happened in a dream once

- Tbh he's kind of a prick but I feel bad for him

- I'd ask him how he's feeling that day and attempt to hug but he'd probably get angry with me

- HAS to good at math, I am not so that's good

- Softie on the inside so I'd have to crack him like a pistachio

- Accuracy is pretty good

- I also want to hold him and say it's okay

- He'd be joking mean to me and I'd cry

- I'd call him something mean but it'd be mutually beneficial

- Protective

Wrecker

No

- I'd treat him as a little brother

- I WOULD give him forehead kisses tho

- Cutie patootie who can do no wrong

- Could ragdoll me around with easy and I'd be begrudgingly okay with that

- His hugs would be the BEST

- He can pop my back and I could die happy

- I would take him out for ice cream because he deserves it

- Comforting

- BRAVE

Hunter

Ew

- Good dad

- Looks like Rambo and gives me the ick

- I can be civil with

- He does have a snatched waist tho

- Efficient but messy

- He'd be the supportive dad I need

- Kinda scrungly

- This is just some guy to me tbh