Please Dont Call Me Unpatriotic For This One 😆💖

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

guys I actually shed a tear

diy top surgery

hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

Prompt #2756

The villain ceased tugging at the rapidly hardening restraints as the hero stepped into their personal space. Heat rushed to their cheeks; they already knew where this was going. “Hands off the masterpiece.”

“There’s no security to enforce those rules when the art is…privately owned.” The hero grinned, fingers skating over the villain’s kevlar-plated chest. “I caught you. I hung you up. I get to decide who touches you.”

The villain’s breathing hitched. “Does the artwork get a say in this?”

“Usually, no. However, since you can talk more than the average multi-million dollar theft, you can.”

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

Getting a canon trans woman character was not on my bingo card but damn am I happy about it

Hey Scyzoth, have you ever put either prong of your tongue on two different things to see if you could taste both at the same time? Like, one prong in a soup and the other in a beverage.

"No, but now you have me curious. Will you give me a moment?" He leaves to retrieve a drink and make a quick bowl of Kytinn soup. Arriving back to the anon, he soon proceeds to place one prong of his tongue into the soup, while the other is placed into his drink. What he discovers is quite shocking to him...

"Why haven't I realized this was possible until now??!"

he’s just a tree boy and that’s kinda cool🐸