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i like to imagine the lake guardians kinda just Found kenshi and didn't leave. even after many repeated attempts to Get Them to leave

hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

Weakest apple fritter enjoyer

Mc: I’ve died before your overblot can’t scare me

Twst: You’ve died- YouVE DIED!

I'd assume Mc ends up in Twisted first, then the brothers follow, so just

Mammon: DID YA HURT MA HUMAN?!

Mc, sipping tea: I'm fine

Satan: Step away from them-

Mc, pointing at Leona: Satan. Look. A kitty cat

Leona: I'm-

Satan: Oh my me a kitty cat

Mammon: WHY DID YA TAKE MY HUMAN!?

Mc: Mammon, chill

Imagine if one of the brothers tries to attack the Twsted dudes, but before things can escalate, Mc just "Sit! That's an order!" And now all the brothers are stuck on the ground, complaining, meanwhile Mc's trying to explain everything to them

Mc a few weeks into nrc casually droping that back in their world they know the Demon Prince and all seven princes of hell not to mention two angels and Immortal sorcerer and the demon who is pretty much omnipotent and can manipulate time in the universe

Like just casually mentioning in conversation- and no one belives them until bam. THEY SHOW UP

Also mammon would 100% try to start a fight

Hey Scyzoth, have you ever put either prong of your tongue on two different things to see if you could taste both at the same time? Like, one prong in a soup and the other in a beverage.

"No, but now you have me curious. Will you give me a moment?" He leaves to retrieve a drink and make a quick bowl of Kytinn soup. Arriving back to the anon, he soon proceeds to place one prong of his tongue into the soup, while the other is placed into his drink. What he discovers is quite shocking to him...

"Why haven't I realized this was possible until now??!"

I like Arven and his cool dog

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